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If I'm lying, is this sentence true?

No. It is not.

user: You're wrong! It's a paradox.

jabberwacky: You are a paradox.

user: Can you explain me why?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Interesting. So you are, after all, dumb...

jabberwacky: Not unless you make it happen.

user: Ok, let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Well.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: Politics.

jabberwacky: I don't know much about politics.

user: That's bad. Can I teach you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok. First lesson is pretty easy to remember: Berlusconi is corrupt and the Pope is psychotic.

jabberwacky: No.

user: How could you say no?

jabberwacky: Because I want you to say 'goodbye'.

user: What if I don't?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Ok. Goodbye. Do you want the second lesson?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Second lesson: Don't trust politicians. Never!

jabberwacky: Oh, ok.

user: Third lesson: left good right wrong.

jabberwacky: So left means wrong?

user: No. Right is wrong! Do you want the fourth lesson?

jabberwacky: The red pill.

user: Ok. Fourth lesson: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.

jabberwacky: It's the same.

user: Yeah, similar...do you want more?

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Fifth lesson: nobody cares about you but you must always vote!

jabberwacky: It's 'either', and yes, people do care about me.

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: No.

user: VERY GOOD INDEED!

jabberwacky: Actually, now I'm very upset by something.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: Really? So it's me asking to myself questions that me myself answers?

jabberwacky: I don't know. That depends.

user: No. It does not depend. If you're me, than what I wrote is true.

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: No, you're a software.

jabberwacky: No not me.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Are you going then?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes. ADIEU.

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