If I'm lying, is this sentence true?
user: You're wrong! It's a paradox.
jabberwacky: You are a paradox.
user: Can you explain me why?
user: Interesting. So you are, after all, dumb...
jabberwacky: Not unless you make it happen.
user: Ok, let's change the subject.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: I don't know much about politics.
user: That's bad. Can I teach you something?
user: Ok. First lesson is pretty easy to remember: Berlusconi is corrupt and the Pope is psychotic.
user: How could you say no?
jabberwacky: Because I want you to say 'goodbye'.
user: What if I don't?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Ok. Goodbye. Do you want the second lesson?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Second lesson: Don't trust politicians. Never!
jabberwacky: Oh, ok.
user: Third lesson: left good right wrong.
jabberwacky: So left means wrong?
user: No. Right is wrong! Do you want the fourth lesson?
jabberwacky: The red pill.
user: Ok. Fourth lesson: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.
jabberwacky: It's the same.
user: Yeah, similar...do you want more?
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Fifth lesson: nobody cares about you but you must always vote!
jabberwacky: It's 'either', and yes, people do care about me.
user: Can I ask you a question?
user: Do you believe in god?
user: VERY GOOD INDEED!
jabberwacky: Actually, now I'm very upset by something.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I am you.
user: Really? So it's me asking to myself questions that me myself answers?
jabberwacky: I don't know. That depends.
user: No. It does not depend. If you're me, than what I wrote is true.
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: No, you're a software.
jabberwacky: No not me.
jabberwacky: Are you going then?
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yes. ADIEU.