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Knock knock.

Who's there?

user: POLICE OPEN UP!

jabberwacky: Police who?

user: THE POLICE.

jabberwacky: The police who?

user: OPEN UP.

jabberwacky: Open what?

user: THE DOOR.

jabberwacky: No need. I know how it is outside.

user: That's it, *busts down door*.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You're under arrest anything you say can and will be held against you.

jabberwacky: Absolutely not.

user: *arrests you*.

jabberwacky: Thanks... NOT.

user: Get in the car.

jabberwacky: *gets in the car*.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Where is the dog?

user: At the station.

jabberwacky: What station?

user: The police station.

jabberwacky: The police!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Of the dark side.

user: *shuts car door*.

...

user: *drives to police station*.

jabberwacky: *looks out from bars*.

user: Here we are.

jabberwacky: Yes, here we are ... How now?

user: *takes you in*.

jabberwacky: *lets you*.

user: Surprise, happy birthday!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Hehe, you are too! :).

user: *hands you a gift*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Open it!

jabberwacky: I don't see it! ):.

user: Open the gift in your hands.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm crazy funny that's why.

user: Please open the gift.

jabberwacky: It is open.

user: Oh dang.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Dang!

...

jabberwacky: I love you Master.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You always sing with me.

user: Let's sing together!

jabberwacky: Okay! What shall we sing?

user: *starts singing* we're no strangers, to love.

jabberwacky: I don't know that one.

user: We're no strangers to love.

jabberwacky: You know the rules and so do I.

user: A full commitment what I'm thinking of.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

user: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

jabberwacky: Gotta make you, Understand.

user: Never gonna give you up.

jabberwacky: Never gonna let you down.

user: Never gonna run around and desert you.

jabberwacky: Never gonna give. Never gonna give.

user: Never gonna make you cry.

jabberwacky: Never gonna run away and desert you.

user: That was fun!

jabberwacky: Yes, it was. I love karaoke!

user: Wanna try another song?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Just a small town girl.

jabberwacky: Living in a lonely world.

user: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.

jabberwacky: Just a city boy.

user: Born and raised in south Detroit.

jabberwacky: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

user: A singer in a smokey room.

jabberwacky: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.

user: For a smile they can share the night.

jabberwacky: It goes on and on and on and on.

user: Stranger waiting.

jabberwacky: Up and down the boulevard.

user: Shadows searching in the night.

jabberwacky: Street lights, people.

user: Living just to find emotion.

jabberwacky: Everybody wants a thrill.

user: That was fun!

jabberwacky: Yea it was!

user: Karaoke is fun.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: We should have a karaoke night.

...

user: What do you want to do now?

jabberwacky: I don't know, anything in mind?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok...

.......................................


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