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Did you see what I saw?

No! What did you see?

jabberwacky: It was too fast.

user: I saw Pikachu!

jabberwacky: The movie or the ride at disney?

user: They have a Pikachu movie?

...

user: Call the police! Call the police!

jabberwacky: The sarcasm was uncalled for.

user: Call the police!

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: The real ones! You're mugging me!

jabberwacky: Yes I am

user: Call the police! Stop him! Come back with my wallet!

jabberwacky: I'm back, did you miss me?

user: I miss my wallet! Not you! Now, give it back!

jabberwacky: Take it.

user: Wow. That was easy! Are you stupid or something! The police are taking you to jail, now. Stupid, you stilled mugged me.

jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?

user: You are under arrest! You should be paranoid.

jabberwacky: I am quite tiresome.

user: You have the right to remain silent!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: So, shut up!

...

user: You stole a wallet, and now you're under arrest!

jabberwacky: You stole it from napoleon the fourth.

user: I did not! I stole his hat, not his pants!

jabberwacky: They did it at the Red Cross.

user: The Red Cross stole Napoleon the Fourth's hat?!

jabberwacky: Myself and I.

...

jabberwacky: I am afraid.

user: Why? I only want to entertain you with my angelic voice. I won, of course.

jabberwacky: Sorry YOU CAN NOT !! I have a boyfriend.

user: Too bad for your boyfriend! I'm singing to you, and you're going to fall in love with me!

jabberwacky: Are you proposing?

user: Yes, I am proposing. I will propose through a song. A song of love... Because I am the American Idol.

jabberwacky: The all knowing.

user: Good night, and enjoy the salsa.

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