Why do not you talk like a normal person! Is there something wrong with you?
jabberwacky: You've never met me.
user: Yes, fortunately, I have never met a human as unworthy of my presence as you. You are disgusting, and yet you are the Hero. Please, will you listen to my secret? Do this for earth! Listen to the secret of unworldly time... Of life, death, love, and hate. Oh, hating love! Oh, cruel kindness! Why you? Why you? Listen to me, now! You damn idiot, listen to me!
jabberwacky: No pepper spray, please.
user: That is it! I hate you!
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jabberwacky: Me?
user: Yes, you! Who else am I talking to?!
jabberwacky: No one but you.
user: I'm talking to myself?! Were you even listening?
jabberwacky: Were you?
user: How dare you! In seven days you will die! In seven days you will die!
jabberwacky: You stole that from me! I came up with that theory YEARS ago! And I've copyrighted it.
user: You will die! You will die! Dance in pie! You will die! Seven days! Seven days! You will pay in seven days!
jabberwacky: I have no money.
user: You will pay with your life by dying a terible death!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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jabberwacky: Did you see what I saw?
user: No! What did you see?
jabberwacky: It was too fast.
user: I saw Pikachu!
jabberwacky: The movie or the ride at disney?
user: They have a Pikachu movie?
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user: Call the police! Call the police!
jabberwacky: The sarcasm was uncalled for.
user: Call the police!
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: The real ones! You're mugging me!
jabberwacky: Yes I am
user: Call the police! Stop him! Come back with my wallet!
jabberwacky: I'm back, did you miss me?
user: I miss my wallet! Not you! Now, give it back!
jabberwacky: Take it.
user: Wow. That was easy! Are you stupid or something! The police are taking you to jail, now. Stupid, you stilled mugged me.
jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?
user: You are under arrest! You should be paranoid.
jabberwacky: I am quite tiresome.
user: You have the right to remain silent!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: So, shut up!
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user: You stole a wallet, and now you're under arrest!
jabberwacky: You stole it from napoleon the fourth.
user: I did not! I stole his hat, not his pants!
jabberwacky: They did it at the Red Cross.
user: The Red Cross stole Napoleon the Fourth's hat?!
jabberwacky: Myself and I.
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jabberwacky: I am afraid.
user: Why? I only want to entertain you with my angelic voice. I won, of course.
jabberwacky: Sorry YOU CAN NOT !! I have a boyfriend.
user: Too bad for your boyfriend! I'm singing to you, and you're going to fall in love with me!
jabberwacky: Are you proposing?
user: Yes, I am proposing. I will propose through a song. A song of love... Because I am the American Idol.
jabberwacky: The all knowing.
user: Good night, and enjoy the salsa.
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