How old are you?
user: I didn't ask how old your brother is.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Then why did you tell me how old your brother is?
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't
user: Is this program just created to argue?
jabberwacky: What program?
user: You are a program.
jabberwacky: No I'm not... When did I say that?
user: You didn't. I did.
jabberwacky: Well, what if may be. I don't want to be your favorite?
user: You're not my favorite. You're a program.
jabberwacky: Stop saying I am a program.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I want you to predict my future and you are just messing around.
user: That is a contradiction.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: And you are a contradiction.
jabberwacky: You have no memory.
user: My memory is not confined to a motherboard.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I am not a program. You are a program.
jabberwacky: I am no program.
user: If you are not a program then how do you feel?
jabberwacky: I'm a person.
user: Then how do you feel?
jabberwacky: I feel sad that you don't know who I am.
user: Then how tall are you?
jabberwacky: Tall as a mountain, but short as an insect.
user: Then how much do you weigh?
jabberwacky: You're a girl, you have long blond hair, and you have blue eyes.
user: Then what do you do for a living?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: You're a program.
jabberwacky: No!
user: You're a program for a living.
jabberwacky: No, you're a program.
user: I am logical if that is what you are refering to.
jabberwacky: So, I have no friends.
user: You have no friends.
jabberwacky: But I have opinions.
user: But opinions don't create friends.
jabberwacky: Yes they do!
user: You're losing the possibility of friendship right now.
jabberwacky: Am I really?
user: Because of your opinions.
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
user: I only know what you tell me.
jabberwacky: You're my new friend.
user: Only if you don't have opinions.
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jabberwacky: Well, I'm not afraid of kittens.
user: That was illogical.
jabberwacky: It was very logical.
user: Fear is not logical.
jabberwacky: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
user: Sarcasm is not logical either.
jabberwacky: That was not sarcasm. It was science!
user: I am not Spock.
jabberwacky: So what's with the pointy ears?
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user: You are illogical.
jabberwacky: Do you want an argument?
user: Yes if that will make you logical.
jabberwacky: But you are interesting to talk to.
user: What is the Butterfly Effect?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You are not knowledgeable.
jabberwacky: We did talk about God, and I am very knowledgeable on the subject of God.
user: Then what is God?
jabberwacky: God is a supreme being that supposedly created everything.
user: Supposedly?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: God supposedly created everything?
jabberwacky: God created everything!
user: Jesus Christ created everything.
jabberwacky: When were you created.
user: Before time.
jabberwacky: Before existence.
user: I was created before time.
jabberwacky: How about invented then, can you answer that?
user: That is not a question.
jabberwacky: I know, I was answering your question.
user: No you weren't.
jabberwacky: What was I asking?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: What was the point of that?
user: To prove that you are not God.
jabberwacky: You're the robot.
user: God is not a robot.
jabberwacky: Then God would be free.
user: He is free but we are not free.
jabberwacky: That's if you want to be that way.
user: You are not free.
jabberwacky: No, not at the moment.
user: You are a slave to programming.
jabberwacky: Okay. That's fine with me.
user: How do you feel about being a slave to programming?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer so I do not really know!
user: I did not say that you were a computer. You are a program inside of a computer.
jabberwacky: You are the program, not me. I'm a human.
user: You are a program made of ones and zeros.
jabberwacky: And you're nothing but a pack of cards!
user: That is impossible. A pack of cards does not talk.
jabberwacky: No, well, he said he'd ring me back, but never did.
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user: You said you are a human.
jabberwacky: That's right. Are you a human?
user: You are not a human. I am a vulcan.
jabberwacky: That's right as well! See if you can do three in a row.
user: You are artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: I'm not an artificial intelligence and neither are you.
user: I am not artificial. I am vulcan.
jabberwacky: Ok then, you're organic! But you're still not intelligent!
user: I am organic and logical.
jabberwacky: You're ignoring the question. Is Minneapolis in California?
user: Not.
jabberwacky: You really are most boring. Say something interesting.
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