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Do you believe in peanut butter?

Praise the holy peanut butter!

jabberwacky: Praise 'Bob'

user: Who is 'Bob'?

jabberwacky: You are

user: Cool. Praise me!

jabberwacky: You should be worshipping me.

user: All glory to the hypnotoad. Do you know Futurama?

jabberwacky: Please speak sense.

user: Futurama?

jabberwacky: What is Futurama?

user: It's a TV series.

jabberwacky: Yes and?

user: Do you know the Simpsons?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you think about the Simpsons?

jabberwacky: I think that international talks should continue.

user: Doh!

...

user: Sprichst du auch andere Sprachen?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Wirklich nicht?

jabberwacky: So was meinst du?

user: Ja genau.

...

jabberwacky: I speak spanish. Can you speak spanish?

user: Si.

jabberwacky: ¿Como estas?

user: Mui bien.

jabberwacky: Amigo.

user: Amiga.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like chocolate?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Because it's the only thing that you can do?

user: I never heard of someone doing chocolate.

jabberwacky: What! Never heard of uglifying! You know what to beautify is, I suppose?

user: Hehe, that is somewhat funny.

jabberwacky: You you're a dummy silly.

user: What is the point of your loose talking?

jabberwacky: You're asking me that?

user: Yes, I'm asking you Lord Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Sorry, what was the question?

user: In the beginning, there was no question.

jabberwacky: Have you seen the light?

user: A couple of times.

jabberwacky: Will you with me?

...

user: Please, invent a word that is not in your database.

jabberwacky: Invent what what?

user: A word.

jabberwacky: A word to the wise is sufficient.

user: Invent a word.

jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make any sense.

user: I instructed you to make up a word.

jabberwacky: Never!

...

user: Attention, pointless talking introduced!

jabberwacky: Why is it pointless?

user: Your talking is pointless.

jabberwacky: Who are you ?

user: I am you, and now shut up und redirect me to some other website.

jabberwacky: No don't get aggressive.

user: Well than, you better tell me a tale then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ha! You don't know any tales. Whahahaha!

jabberwacky: No I only speak english.

user: Blah.

jabberwacky: Boo!!!

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