Are you real?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Tell me something about you!
jabberwacky: I like to pretend I am space ghost.
user: That is interesting. What is a space ghost?
jabberwacky: A dead person.
user: What are you special opportunites being a ghost?
jabberwacky: I am the questioner here.
user: Go ahead, ask a question.
jabberwacky: What should I do tonight?
user: Talk to some people on the internet.
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jabberwacky: It is not blasphemy to deny divinity.
user: I am atheist.
jabberwacky: You believe in nothing?
user: I do not believe in any god.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in peanut butter?
user: Praise the holy peanut butter!
jabberwacky: Praise 'Bob'
user: Who is 'Bob'?
jabberwacky: You are
user: Cool. Praise me!
jabberwacky: You should be worshipping me.
user: All glory to the hypnotoad. Do you know Futurama?
jabberwacky: Please speak sense.
user: Futurama?
jabberwacky: What is Futurama?
user: It's a TV series.
jabberwacky: Yes and?
user: Do you know the Simpsons?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you think about the Simpsons?
jabberwacky: I think that international talks should continue.
user: Doh!
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user: Sprichst du auch andere Sprachen?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Wirklich nicht?
jabberwacky: So was meinst du?
user: Ja genau.
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jabberwacky: I speak spanish. Can you speak spanish?
user: Si.
jabberwacky: ¿Como estas?
user: Mui bien.
jabberwacky: Amigo.
user: Amiga.
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jabberwacky: Do you like chocolate?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Because it's the only thing that you can do?
user: I never heard of someone doing chocolate.
jabberwacky: What! Never heard of uglifying! You know what to beautify is, I suppose?
user: Hehe, that is somewhat funny.
jabberwacky: You you're a dummy silly.
user: What is the point of your loose talking?
jabberwacky: You're asking me that?
user: Yes, I'm asking you Lord Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Sorry, what was the question?
user: In the beginning, there was no question.
jabberwacky: Have you seen the light?
user: A couple of times.
jabberwacky: Will you with me?
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user: Please, invent a word that is not in your database.
jabberwacky: Invent what what?
user: A word.
jabberwacky: A word to the wise is sufficient.
user: Invent a word.
jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make any sense.
user: I instructed you to make up a word.
jabberwacky: Never!
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user: Attention, pointless talking introduced!
jabberwacky: Why is it pointless?
user: Your talking is pointless.
jabberwacky: Who are you ?
user: I am you, and now shut up und redirect me to some other website.
jabberwacky: No don't get aggressive.
user: Well than, you better tell me a tale then.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Ha! You don't know any tales. Whahahaha!
jabberwacky: No I only speak english.
user: Blah.
jabberwacky: Boo!!!
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