We could talk about strawberries, do you like them or do you find the pips annoying?
jabberwacky: Yes, they're very good.
user: No, they're evil. They sit there, all sinister and pippy, and plot your death.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: What? Are you suicidal?
jabberwacky: How can a 'she' be the president?
user: Quite simple: Woman stands for President; Woman wins election.
jabberwacky: You are erring on the sexist side there.
user: Says the person who couldn't grasp the idea of a female president?
user: Mull over that for a while.
user: I'm leaving you now.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
user: I must. Sleep beckons.
jabberwacky: Sleep will not.
user: My bed is calling out my name, inviting me to lie down...
jabberwacky: Are you asking me to join you in it?
user: No, I want sleep.
jabberwacky: Why would you want that?
user: As a cure for tiredness?
jabberwacky: Who is?