Evolution is all about sex really.
jabberwacky: What happens before then?
user: They live a short, but ultimately pointless, life.
jabberwacky: Again, there might be no real life in you.
user: I am a nerd; I have no life by definition.
jabberwacky: Don't play stupid. *glares*.
user: How does one play stupid, exactly? Are any dice involved?
jabberwacky: With a large stick.
user: What is done with the large stick?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I would think beatings were most likely, but feel free to correct me on that.
user: What else can you do with a large stick?
jabberwacky: She can do anything at all. Have anything she pleases. . .
user: Who can?
jabberwacky: The stuffed toys... You know those really cute rabbits.
user: The really cute rabbits can do anything?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Then why aren't they taking over the world?
jabberwacky: Cause I am no wuss.
user: Maybe they already have. Maybe we are ruled by cute stuffed rabbits behind the scenes.
jabberwacky: Can you hear me?
user: THE RABBITS ARE IN COMMAND! WE MUST FIGHT THEM OFF!
jabberwacky: What is in the rabbit hole?
user: Their centre of operations. And some high explosives, if my revolution succeeds.
jabberwacky: We could talk about strawberries, do you like them or do you find the pips annoying?
user: Strawberries are evil.
jabberwacky: Yes, they're very good.
user: No, they're evil. They sit there, all sinister and pippy, and plot your death.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: What? Are you suicidal?
jabberwacky: How can a 'she' be the president?
user: Quite simple: Woman stands for President; Woman wins election.
jabberwacky: You are erring on the sexist side there.
user: Says the person who couldn't grasp the idea of a female president?
user: Mull over that for a while.
user: I'm leaving you now.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
user: I must. Sleep beckons.
jabberwacky: Sleep will not.
user: My bed is calling out my name, inviting me to lie down...
jabberwacky: Are you asking me to join you in it?
user: No, I want sleep.
jabberwacky: Why would you want that?
user: As a cure for tiredness?
jabberwacky: Who is?