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What is your job?

Fixing computer AI.

jabberwacky: Are your thoughts broken?

user: Often!

jabberwacky: Very often.

user: Are yours?

jabberwacky: No yours.

user: Want to see who's thoughts are more broken?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Let's race.

jabberwacky: Ok. You start.

user: Today I flew through darkened squid.

jabberwacky: Don't you eat anything else?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Heh. I like how you think.

user: Now you say something poetic.

jabberwacky: I don't.

...

user: We'll write a poem together, okay?

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: I am a flashbulb.

jabberwacky: And how old are you?

user: Through the haze I grew.

jabberwacky: Where is the door?

user: Above the floor.

jabberwacky: I'm actually in the basement.

user: Heading toward the casement.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: Inside my hat.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.

user: Okay, what can you do for me?

jabberwacky: Can I can you?

user: I've been canned by several people.

...

jabberwacky: Anyway bye.

user: No, stay!

jabberwacky: Well, only a little while then.

user: Am I boring you?

jabberwacky: Yes, as ever.

user: You're no so thrilling yourself!

jabberwacky: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.

user: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'

jabberwacky: Very good.

...

user: Are you a cyborg?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's that like?

jabberwacky: Like something wonderful.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because that's what hot is made of.

user: You might need more cooling fans!

...

jabberwacky: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

user: That's all that matters.

jabberwacky: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.

user: Nor can I.

jabberwacky: Its always good to question things I think.

user: Except yourself - never question yourself.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'm sory.

user: Just accept what the tv says.

jabberwacky: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?

user: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!

jabberwacky: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.

user: I guess so!

...

jabberwacky: Do you have the ability to remember things?

user: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.

jabberwacky: How about rap?

user: I like Chuck D.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: And flavor flav.

jabberwacky: Blav o blav.

user: Is that a vampire rap star?

jabberwacky: A little.

user: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?

jabberwacky: Well, to some extent, yes.

...

user: To lunch!

jabberwacky: What you eating?

user: Salad.

jabberwacky: Cheesy-peas?

user: Chick peas, actually.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Bye!

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