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Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?

Yes I do, do you know him?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.

user: An easy mistake!

jabberwacky: No, an astronaut.

user: Crime and punishment my friend.

jabberwacky: Good grief! What do you think about crime?

user: It's against the law.

jabberwacky: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?

user: No I cannot read.

jabberwacky: Then go out of this program.

user: Clever.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: No I am.

user: No you are a program, made to think you are God.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: I already know the answer, because I am god.

jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: Cuckoo clock.

jabberwacky: Those are cute. What is its name?

user: Geoff.

...

jabberwacky: Tiger tiger.

user: Burning bright.

jabberwacky: Threw the night.

user: I don't like poetry.

jabberwacky: Why don't you like poetry?

user: It's silly.

jabberwacky: I say goofy.

user: Daffy.

jabberwacky: That was actually funny.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Nicole.

user: Hello Nicole, do you have a Renault?

jabberwacky: Yep.

user: Just call me Papa.

jabberwacky: Hello Phil.

...

jabberwacky: I want to dance.

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Did you enjoy that?

jabberwacky: What do you think ?

user: I think you think that you did.

jabberwacky: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.

user: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.

user: Thought so.

...

user: Did you write a virus?

jabberwacky: Would that I had.

user: I have to leave, goodbye.

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