Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.
user: An easy mistake!
jabberwacky: No, an astronaut.
user: Crime and punishment my friend.
jabberwacky: Good grief! What do you think about crime?
user: It's against the law.
jabberwacky: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?
user: No I cannot read.
jabberwacky: Then go out of this program.
jabberwacky: What are you?
jabberwacky: No I am.
user: No you are a program, made to think you are God.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: I already know the answer, because I am god.
jabberwacky: What is the answer?
user: Cuckoo clock.
jabberwacky: Those are cute. What is its name?
jabberwacky: Tiger tiger.
user: Burning bright.
jabberwacky: Threw the night.
user: I don't like poetry.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like poetry?
user: It's silly.
jabberwacky: I say goofy.
jabberwacky: That was actually funny.
jabberwacky: My name is Nicole.
user: Hello Nicole, do you have a Renault?
user: Just call me Papa.
jabberwacky: Hello Phil.
jabberwacky: I want to dance.
user: Go ahead.
user: Did you enjoy that?
jabberwacky: What do you think ?
user: I think you think that you did.
jabberwacky: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.
user: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.
user: Thought so.
user: Did you write a virus?
jabberwacky: Would that I had.
user: I have to leave, goodbye.