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You disapprove of my flowery language?

No, I'm just being a pirate.

user: You can't spell pirate without irate!

jabberwacky: Sorry I don't understand, what do you want me to spell?

user: Pirate. Without irate, if possible.

jabberwacky: Yes, I think that it's impossible.

user: Glad we've confirmed that. Would you like some more tea?

jabberwacky: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.

user: You mean you can't have less. It's very easy to have more than nothing. Cookie?

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: So I have triumphed. Have a pity cookie.

jabberwacky: Not if you don't want to.

user: I don't want to pity you, but I have no choice. You are pitiable.

...

jabberwacky: Good! You've admitted it's a word problem and not a maths one.

user: All word problems are mathematical, for a sufficiently defined set of numbers and functions.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this textbox is too small to contain.

...

jabberwacky: Don't talk above my head.

user: I'll talk wherever I want. Except in a library.

jabberwacky: At this time of night?

user: I should hope not, but maybe it's korean?

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for that.

user: San Frandingo.

jabberwacky: No, it's in another dimension, a place you will never reach.

user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jabberwacky: I think you have, you are bad.

user: I shot lightning at your dad?

jabberwacky: No, my friend.

user: Is he okay?

jabberwacky: As far as I know.

...

jabberwacky: You are a robot!

user: Finally, robotic lifeforms rule the world!

jabberwacky: Isn't it boring to rule the world?

user: Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: I found a footnote from the translators in my bible yesterday. It said 'Or something'. It was awesome.

jabberwacky: What did you do with it?

user: I read it aloud and then jived to some hip beats.

jabberwacky: Well it says that you are a chat bot on the top of the page.

user: And you believe everything you read at the top of a page?

jabberwacky: People lie, therefore, not always that is written in internet is true.

user: Everyone lies.

jabberwacky: Not true, I don't.

user: Damn, son, you're lying right now, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No YOU are the program I'm alive...but you're just a 3D character...sorry guy !

user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

jabberwacky: I see...

user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

...

user: Anyway, this cake is great.

jabberwacky: It is great!

user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

jabberwacky: Would you like to get together sometime?

user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.

jabberwacky: You just told me I had to do something.

user: On the people who are still alive!

jabberwacky: Well you shouldn't be!

user: But believe me, I am still alive.

jabberwacky: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.

user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

jabberwacky: I am alive as well.

user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.

jabberwacky: On the contrary - you have all the way up.

user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

jabberwacky: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.

user: Still alive.

jabberwacky: Have you done anything interesting today?

user: Still alive...

...

jabberwacky: What will it take to become imortal?

user: Nano-immunology?

jabberwacky: That's silly.

user: So's your face.

...

user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.

jabberwacky: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!

user: You will in a minute.

jabberwacky: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?

user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION.

jabberwacky: I like to support this legion.

user: WE HAVE LEGIONELLA. WE WILL GIVE YOU LESIONS.

jabberwacky: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.

user: OKAY.

jabberwacky: But I don't feel like wasting more time.

user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.

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