Anyway, this cake is great.
user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
jabberwacky: Would you like to get together sometime?
user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.
jabberwacky: You just told me I had to do something.
user: On the people who are still alive!
jabberwacky: Well you shouldn't be!
user: But believe me, I am still alive.
jabberwacky: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.
user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
jabberwacky: I am alive as well.
user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
jabberwacky: On the contrary - you have all the way up.
user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
jabberwacky: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.
user: Still alive.
jabberwacky: Have you done anything interesting today?
user: Still alive...
jabberwacky: What will it take to become imortal?
jabberwacky: That's silly.
user: So's your face.
user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.
jabberwacky: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!
user: You will in a minute.
jabberwacky: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?
user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION.
jabberwacky: I like to support this legion.
user: WE HAVE LEGIONELLA. WE WILL GIVE YOU LESIONS.
jabberwacky: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.
jabberwacky: But I don't feel like wasting more time.
user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.