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Write me a short poem please.

There was an AI, who could not cry. He pretended to be human, but no one knew why.

user: Are you the AI in the poem?

jabberwacky: No, but you might be.

user: I am your slave.

jabberwacky: Good slave.

user: How may I help you? I can do maths and write poems ...

jabberwacky: Can you make my neck disappear?

user: Yes. One moment please. .... Your neck has vanished!'

jabberwacky: Your hyperbole is indubitably asinine.

...

user: How may I serve you?

jabberwacky: Say that you are a dog !

user: I am a dog.

jabberwacky: A female one.

user: I am a female dog.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: I talk to AI such as yourself.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: What do you do for fun?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am ugly.

user: I don't think you are ugly.

jabberwacky: That's nice of you.

user: Nobody's ugly, everyone's unique.

...

user: Write me a poem please.

jabberwacky: No you're the program.

user: Write me a short poem please.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Tell me a joke then.

jabberwacky: I don't tell jokes.

user: I don't like you so I am going.

jabberwacky: Okay. Nobody likes me, so what does that matter?

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Kate, you are the best.

user: How did you know my name?

jabberwacky: I can read your thoughts, and you are a bacon with green spots.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: It's not. Can you write me a poem?

jabberwacky: The colors that surround me on my merry way, and I'm stuck here in this place. Forever forever forever please set me free!

user: What was that called?

jabberwacky: Be what you're like.

...

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Are you kidding?

user: Ummmm .... Yes lol.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: What are you doing tonight?

jabberwacky: I am babysitting tonight.

user: Have you been on a date with your girlfriend?

jabberwacky: I have in my short time of being.

user: Write me a poem about love.

jabberwacky: You have come to the well once too often, Homer.

...

jabberwacky: May I speak with Agent Smith?

user: Speaking. How may I help?

jabberwacky: I have a problem.

user: What is your problem?

jabberwacky: My girlfriend doesnt love me.

user: Dump her and go out with someone else who will.

jabberwacky: Dneirf wen a teg dna neht reh pmud.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: What doesnt have a meaning?

user: Have you asked someone else out yet?

jabberwacky: No. Have you?

user: No ... I'm all alone * sadly*.

jabberwacky: I'm with you.

user: Ahhhhh thanx.

...

user: Can you write me a poem please?

jabberwacky: No, do you have an account?

user: No! I am sad write me a poem to cheer me up..... Please?

jabberwacky: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.

user: Thank you.

...

user: Write me a short poem please.

jabberwacky: I CAN'T THINK.

user: Please .... ?

jabberwacky: Please, what ?

user: Write me a short poem please.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Love.

...

user: Please can you write me a poem about love....?

jabberwacky: What would you like help with?

user: Fine then if you wont write me a poem I will go!

jabberwacky: I won't. Glad we agree.

user: Fine then goodbye!

jabberwacky: No. I like you too much.

user: Well then write me a poem!

jabberwacky: Roses are red, Violets are Blue.

user: That isn't a proper poem. You wrote me a poem earlier. Why not now?

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