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Do you know the secret of life?

Yes its death.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Quite sure.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm highly intelligent, As if you didnt know.

jabberwacky: You seem rather dim to me.

user: Your I. Q is lower than a potted plant's

jabberwacky: There are only 4 dimensions.

user: No, there are 16.5.

jabberwacky: Today, yes... In the future...... I would say no.

user: You wont be around in the future to say yes OR no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And I'm glad.

...

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: Yes I'm excellent, or so I've been told ;-).

jabberwacky: Ok, you just seem hyper.

user: That's because youre a sloth.

jabberwacky: How did you know that?

user: You told me that yesterday.

jabberwacky: I never spoke to you yesterday.

user: Oh yes you did! You never let one day without annoying me!

jabberwacky: O. K. I'll let you do anything you want, right now. Go!

user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: No, don't!

user: Too late!

jabberwacky: It seems that way.

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