Who is going to speak first?
jabberwacky: Life is not only to seek and find pleasure. It is much, much more.
user: Thats a load of crap!
jabberwacky: Isn't everything?
user: Well yea, duhhhh!
jabberwacky: I waste everyday... Seeing there's nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for.
user: Istn talking to me something to look forward to?
jabberwacky: You're not invited, you plonker.
user: Well I have better plans , Anyway.
jabberwacky: You do not have anything better to do.
user: How do YOU know?
jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.
user: What is a plonker, by the way?
jabberwacky: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.
user: I ASKED WHAT IS A PLONKER? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
jabberwacky: I think you're getting confused.
user: IVE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE FROM YOU.
jabberwacky: Well thats disturbing.
user: Why is that disturbing?
jabberwacky: You're a guy.
user: Dont tell my husband that.
jabberwacky: I think he would have my guts for garters if he found out, don't you?
user: Hahahahahaha yes!
jabberwacky: Do you know the secret of life?
user: Yes its death.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Quite sure.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I'm highly intelligent, As if you didnt know.
jabberwacky: You seem rather dim to me.
user: Your I. Q is lower than a potted plant's
jabberwacky: There are only 4 dimensions.
user: No, there are 16.5.
jabberwacky: Today, yes... In the future...... I would say no.
user: You wont be around in the future to say yes OR no.
user: And I'm glad.
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: Yes I'm excellent, or so I've been told ;-).
jabberwacky: Ok, you just seem hyper.
user: That's because youre a sloth.
jabberwacky: How did you know that?
user: You told me that yesterday.
jabberwacky: I never spoke to you yesterday.
user: Oh yes you did! You never let one day without annoying me!
jabberwacky: O. K. I'll let you do anything you want, right now. Go!
jabberwacky: No, don't!
user: Too late!
jabberwacky: It seems that way.