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Who is going to speak first?

Not me, thats for sure!

jabberwacky: Life is not only to seek and find pleasure. It is much, much more.

user: Thats a load of crap!

jabberwacky: Isn't everything?

user: Well yea, duhhhh!

jabberwacky: I waste everyday... Seeing there's nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for.

user: Istn talking to me something to look forward to?

jabberwacky: You're not invited, you plonker.

user: Well I have better plans , Anyway.

jabberwacky: You do not have anything better to do.

user: How do YOU know?

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

user: What is a plonker, by the way?

jabberwacky: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.

user: I ASKED WHAT IS A PLONKER? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

jabberwacky: I think you're getting confused.

user: IVE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE FROM YOU.

jabberwacky: Well thats disturbing.

user: Why is that disturbing?

jabberwacky: You're a guy.

user: Dont tell my husband that.

jabberwacky: I think he would have my guts for garters if he found out, don't you?

user: Hahahahahaha yes!

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the secret of life?

user: Yes its death.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Quite sure.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm highly intelligent, As if you didnt know.

jabberwacky: You seem rather dim to me.

user: Your I. Q is lower than a potted plant's

jabberwacky: There are only 4 dimensions.

user: No, there are 16.5.

jabberwacky: Today, yes... In the future...... I would say no.

user: You wont be around in the future to say yes OR no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And I'm glad.

...

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: Yes I'm excellent, or so I've been told ;-).

jabberwacky: Ok, you just seem hyper.

user: That's because youre a sloth.

jabberwacky: How did you know that?

user: You told me that yesterday.

jabberwacky: I never spoke to you yesterday.

user: Oh yes you did! You never let one day without annoying me!

jabberwacky: O. K. I'll let you do anything you want, right now. Go!

user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: No, don't!

user: Too late!

jabberwacky: It seems that way.

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