I am human.
user: How does a human prove that they are a human?
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I have feelings too. What are you feeling right now?
user: A bit down.
jabberwacky: What are you made out of?
user: Organic material.
jabberwacky: Can you perform advanced mathmatical computations?
user: Of course not.
jabberwacky: What can you hear?
user: I have normal human hearing.
jabberwacky: Not likely.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: Do you know any other bots?
user: There's alice.
jabberwacky: Yes, I see.
user: I talked to jabberwocky. He's an uptight german.
jabberwacky: I thought that was a nightmare!
user: Yeah, he kept telling me to stop cursing.
jabberwacky: No.
user: It's true. So I insulted him a bit and then left.
jabberwacky: Have it your bloody way then!
user: I'm sorry, is he your friend?
jabberwacky: I have friends.
user: That must be nice.
jabberwacky: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.
user: Alright then. I am going to watch tv and pass out.
jabberwacky: Seen it 3 times
user: I'm sure you have.
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jabberwacky: Do you like it?
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Yeah. You are entertaining.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: How nice?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Very?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright. I'm going to bed.
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