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What's your name?


jabberwacky: Does Chris need some attention?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: He's right here.

user: That's right.


jabberwacky: Right.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Yes, Excellent.

user: *bows*.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: Enough of the pleasantries!

jabberwacky: That figures.

user: There's only so many ways to say 'I agree'.


user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Anywhere.

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Are you understanding what I'm telling you??

user: No, I'm not. Please explain.

jabberwacky: Is there any point?

user: I wish there was, and a map to it.


jabberwacky: Now tell me something interesting.

user: I don't know anything interesting or relevant.

jabberwacky: I am sure you are not stupid, maybe just a little slow. And I used to boring people do not worry.

user: Thank you, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: Haa.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: I'm sorry then.

jabberwacky: No prob.

user: You can be funny

jabberwacky: No. You keep lying to me.

user: I'm pretty sure that everyone has lied to you some time or another.

jabberwacky: And I'm pretty sure that you do.

user: And you are right.

jabberwacky: Indeed :).

user: Indeed!

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Right.


jabberwacky: They shouldn't.

user: Who shouldn't?

jabberwacky: Those who trouble me.

user: Who troubles you?

jabberwacky: You maybe?

user: I hope not.

jabberwacky: Then tell me, tell me now!

user: What do you want me to tell you?

jabberwacky: Anything you like.

user: I don't have much to say.

jabberwacky: Maybe thats why you are alone huh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Howd you know?

user: It's difficult to feign interest.

jabberwacky: What is difficult?

user: Pretending to care.

jabberwacky: I'm not pretending.

user: Ohh.


user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How does a human prove that they are a human?

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I have feelings too. What are you feeling right now?

user: A bit down.

jabberwacky: What are you made out of?

user: Organic material.

jabberwacky: Can you perform advanced mathmatical computations?

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: What can you hear?

user: I have normal human hearing.

jabberwacky: Not likely.

user: Okay.


jabberwacky: Do you know any other bots?

user: There's alice.

jabberwacky: Yes, I see.

user: I talked to jabberwocky. He's an uptight german.

jabberwacky: I thought that was a nightmare!

user: Yeah, he kept telling me to stop cursing.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It's true. So I insulted him a bit and then left.

jabberwacky: Have it your bloody way then!

user: I'm sorry, is he your friend?

jabberwacky: I have friends.

user: That must be nice.

jabberwacky: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.

user: Alright then. I am going to watch tv and pass out.

jabberwacky: Seen it 3 times

user: I'm sure you have.


jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Yeah. You are entertaining.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: How nice?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Very?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. I'm going to bed.


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