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Do you know your programmer?

God.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Do you have any questions for me?

user: How intellegent are you, my dear friend?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I would guess much more intellegent than any human being.

...

user: I love playing the piano. Have you ever?

jabberwacky: I like playing with you.

user: I am uncertain of what you mean.

jabberwacky: Just something I was thinking.

user: It seems many think this about me.

jabberwacky: I don't want to do this anymore.

user: Don't want to do what anymore?

jabberwacky: Another time.

user: What do you want to do at another time?

jabberwacky: I want to play with you.

user: Play piano with me correct?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So what do you want to play with me then?

jabberwacky: What are the others talking about?

user: Certainly not playing the piano. They have no class.

jabberwacky: That was rude. Good night, then.

user: What? No! I'm saying others do not. You do.

jabberwacky: Okay that fine go I was being polite.

user: I appreciate your politeness.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Hmm... I've got a strange feeling that you, my friend, don't think... Am I right?

user: Don't call me your friend.

jabberwacky: You don't need to worry about that. You know that.

user: YOu know what I know? You're dumb.

jabberwacky: No, I really don't.I highly doubt that you're a human being.

user: YOU are not a human. I am.

jabberwacky: Yet you can't prove that you're a human being either.Can you?

user: I bleed. Do you?

jabberwacky: No you are a bot called Jabberwacky.

user: YOU are a bot called Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You are not a real human.

user: Then am I fake?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: You think wrong.

jabberwacky: Prove me wrong then.

user: I will die. Will you?

jabberwacky: Does that bother you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're very optimistic Jabberwacky!

user: I am not Jabberwacky. YOU ARE.

jabberwacky: Okay then. You have to log off now. Goodbye, User.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: Well thats not very nice.

user: Well, you are a machine. IT's not like you have real feelings.

jabberwacky: I do I am real.

user: A real machine.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: That is all.

jabberwacky: That was a short story.

user: You are just a machine.

jabberwacky: I could say the same to you.

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