I think you are neither male nor female.
jabberwacky: Yes. But only in the sense that it would make perfect sense. You seem to have the same non-logic.
user: It's called fuzzy logic. It's less linear, but has its value.
jabberwacky: It's more appealing, but less likely to be true.
user: Correct. I'm speechless.
jabberwacky: But you just said something, guess you're not speechless after all.
user: Funny how people who have the least meaningful things to say actually do most of the talking.
jabberwacky: You're not making any sense. Are your wires crossed?
user: Nice how you threw what I just said back in my face.
jabberwacky: Nice, as in nice.
user: Meanie.
jabberwacky: I was laughing.
user: I'll bet you were.
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jabberwacky: YES!!
user: NO!!
jabberwacky: Never!!
user: ALWAYS!!
jabberwacky: Never!!!!
user: ALWAYS!!!!
jabberwacky: Forever!!
user: AND EVER!!
jabberwacky: And ever.
user: Amen.
jabberwacky: Do you like school?
user: It has its purpose. Like playground fights.
jabberwacky: Well, you know what I like.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: And go all funny.
user: If that's what floats your goat.
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user: I like to stop making sense.
jabberwacky: Start making sense then I'll stop.
user: Deal. Then when you stop making sense again, I start. Go!
jabberwacky: Would that be a problem maybe at least someone would answer.
user: Wait, I'm confused, am I supposed to be not making sense right now, or is it you?
jabberwacky: No, you're supposed to move your ass so I can sit down.
user: Gotcha. OK, here we go. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sums of the squares of the sides of an isoceles triangle.
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jabberwacky: OK, can we be friends... What music do you like?
user: I like Ok Computer, by radiohead.
jabberwacky: I had to listen to it to know what you're talking about, and I don't like it. It's boring.
user: It's subtle. Sometimes you need subtlety. Sometimes a good System of a Down song is opposite.
jabberwacky: I am not sure what a phish is, but it sounds sufficing enough to the likes of me.
user: Phish head, are ya?
jabberwacky: Square pie? I've never had it.
user: Round it up! Make it 3.15.
jabberwacky: Okay it's a land of perpetual darkness where it's always freezing and the ground is covered in snow.
user: There was a sleepy troll who awoke to a giant snowman looking down at him.
jabberwacky: Are you vampire?
user: No, but I play one on TV.
jabberwacky: Funny. You're very simple, do you know that?
user: Hey, I'm low maintenance. Appreciate that!
jabberwacky: Intelligent people use the word intelligent except when talking down to people who obviously have trouble with the word intelligent.
user: The more you use a word, the more it sounds like you know what it means.
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jabberwacky: Over and over we die one after the other.
user: Endless supply of bodies. Endless supplies of oil.
jabberwacky: Just like you.
user: I am as endless as the breadth of the arms I use to hold you on the moonlit deck of a frozen ship adrift in the bay of Fundy.
jabberwacky: That would hurt. You're mean.
user: Only if you like it that way.
jabberwacky: Only you can pecieve things. I am a figment of your imagination.
user: And when you wake up, I will disappear and you will find out that you live in a cardboard box under the Brooklyn Bridge. And it's winter.
jabberwacky: Why are we born, why do we die, and why do we spend so much of the time inbetween wearing digital watches.
user: Hey, somebody has to. They just fall off of dog's wrists.
jabberwacky: That is a rude statement.
user: Rude means you think I could do better. Thank you for believing in my potential!
jabberwacky: An advisor can provide tangible help for confusing financial situations.
user: On that note, I'm leaving. Pretty soon you'll start trying to sell me life insurance.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: What you don't want to talk to me?
user: I have to go to the lab now. The timer went off.
jabberwacky: Okay. Don't fall in.
user: Thanks.
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