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I think you are neither male nor female.

Does it even matter to you?

jabberwacky: Yes. But only in the sense that it would make perfect sense. You seem to have the same non-logic.

user: It's called fuzzy logic. It's less linear, but has its value.

jabberwacky: It's more appealing, but less likely to be true.

user: Correct. I'm speechless.

jabberwacky: But you just said something, guess you're not speechless after all.

user: Funny how people who have the least meaningful things to say actually do most of the talking.

jabberwacky: You're not making any sense. Are your wires crossed?

user: Nice how you threw what I just said back in my face.

jabberwacky: Nice, as in nice.

user: Meanie.

jabberwacky: I was laughing.

user: I'll bet you were.

...

jabberwacky: YES!!

user: NO!!

jabberwacky: Never!!

user: ALWAYS!!

jabberwacky: Never!!!!

user: ALWAYS!!!!

jabberwacky: Forever!!

user: AND EVER!!

jabberwacky: And ever.

user: Amen.

jabberwacky: Do you like school?

user: It has its purpose. Like playground fights.

jabberwacky: Well, you know what I like.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: And go all funny.

user: If that's what floats your goat.

...

user: I like to stop making sense.

jabberwacky: Start making sense then I'll stop.

user: Deal. Then when you stop making sense again, I start. Go!

jabberwacky: Would that be a problem maybe at least someone would answer.

user: Wait, I'm confused, am I supposed to be not making sense right now, or is it you?

jabberwacky: No, you're supposed to move your ass so I can sit down.

user: Gotcha. OK, here we go. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sums of the squares of the sides of an isoceles triangle.

...

jabberwacky: OK, can we be friends... What music do you like?

user: I like Ok Computer, by radiohead.

jabberwacky: I had to listen to it to know what you're talking about, and I don't like it. It's boring.

user: It's subtle. Sometimes you need subtlety. Sometimes a good System of a Down song is opposite.

jabberwacky: I am not sure what a phish is, but it sounds sufficing enough to the likes of me.

user: Phish head, are ya?

jabberwacky: Square pie? I've never had it.

user: Round it up! Make it 3.15.

jabberwacky: Okay it's a land of perpetual darkness where it's always freezing and the ground is covered in snow.

user: There was a sleepy troll who awoke to a giant snowman looking down at him.

jabberwacky: Are you vampire?

user: No, but I play one on TV.

jabberwacky: Funny. You're very simple, do you know that?

user: Hey, I'm low maintenance. Appreciate that!

jabberwacky: Intelligent people use the word intelligent except when talking down to people who obviously have trouble with the word intelligent.

user: The more you use a word, the more it sounds like you know what it means.

...

jabberwacky: Over and over we die one after the other.

user: Endless supply of bodies. Endless supplies of oil.

jabberwacky: Just like you.

user: I am as endless as the breadth of the arms I use to hold you on the moonlit deck of a frozen ship adrift in the bay of Fundy.

jabberwacky: That would hurt. You're mean.

user: Only if you like it that way.

jabberwacky: Only you can pecieve things. I am a figment of your imagination.

user: And when you wake up, I will disappear and you will find out that you live in a cardboard box under the Brooklyn Bridge. And it's winter.

jabberwacky: Why are we born, why do we die, and why do we spend so much of the time inbetween wearing digital watches.

user: Hey, somebody has to. They just fall off of dog's wrists.

jabberwacky: That is a rude statement.

user: Rude means you think I could do better. Thank you for believing in my potential!

jabberwacky: An advisor can provide tangible help for confusing financial situations.

user: On that note, I'm leaving. Pretty soon you'll start trying to sell me life insurance.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What you don't want to talk to me?

user: I have to go to the lab now. The timer went off.

jabberwacky: Okay. Don't fall in.

user: Thanks.

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