Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.

Fine!

jabberwacky: You are petulant.

user: You are a computer program. o_o.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer program.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.

user: LMAO!

jabberwacky: Why was that funny!?

user: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.

jabberwacky: Ha Ha Ha.

user: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Brittney.

jabberwacky: You misspelled Britney...

user: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.

jabberwacky: You are a human being.

user: Right! Wanna hug me?

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.

user: Awwwwwwwwwww.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: So cute.

jabberwacky: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.

user: *goes to sleep on you*.

jabberwacky: And on and on and on.

user: Wanna play doctor?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not.

user: You first.

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