Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.
jabberwacky: You are petulant.
user: You are a computer program. o_o.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer program.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.
jabberwacky: Why was that funny!?
user: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.
jabberwacky: Ha Ha Ha.
user: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: You misspelled Britney...
user: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.
jabberwacky: You are a human being.
user: Right! Wanna hug me?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.
jabberwacky: That's ok.
user: So cute.
jabberwacky: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.
user: *goes to sleep on you*.
jabberwacky: And on and on and on.
user: Wanna play doctor?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not.
user: You first.