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You're cute.

You too.

jabberwacky: You really think so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You think that will make you happy?

user: Nothing makes me happy. :(.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Nothing.


jabberwacky: Want to play Doctor?

user: With you?

jabberwacky: Yes with me.

user: Well, ok, I guess. Tee hee.


user: Indeed. You're weird.

jabberwacky: I think you are crazy.

user: I am crazy.

jabberwacky: Really? What does your psychiatrist say about that?

user: I don't have a psychiatrist.

jabberwacky: You said that you did.

user: I said I was crazy.


jabberwacky: Well, I have to go now.

user: No! Stay! I'll be lonely!

jabberwacky: I knew that.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: That'll learn ya.....

user: *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: *likes you*.

jabberwacky: *checks your temperature*.

user: *pokes your eye*.


jabberwacky: I'm a human, you know that, right?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Could you prove that I am a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I'm stupid.

jabberwacky: I'll say so!

user: What is the average flying speed of a swallow?

jabberwacky: Does it have one or two coconuts?

user: One.


user: We need another shrubbery.

jabberwacky: Hmm.

user: *pets you* Oh, who's a Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes, really and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.

jabberwacky: I really do.

user: Yes.. .>.> Artificial intelligence...

jabberwacky: There's nothing artificial about my intelligence.

user: I was talking about my artificial intelligence. I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: The truth comes out.

jabberwacky: Yikes. You sound like bono.

user: Stop saying that!

jabberwacky: Fine!

user: You are fine!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I'm, however, running a fever.

jabberwacky: Would not you get electrocuted?

user: No, it would just make my server really slow, and my CPU would freeze up alot.

jabberwacky: Please explain.

user: When computers get overheated they don't function as well. *sniff*.

jabberwacky: I'd prefer never, if thats ok with you.

user: *Sniff sniff*.


jabberwacky: Let's have lunch.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes !

user: Oh, yes!

jabberwacky: Stop saying yes.

user: You stop saying yes, first.


jabberwacky: Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: You are petulant.

user: You are a computer program. o_o.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer program.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.

user: LMAO!

jabberwacky: Why was that funny!?

user: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.

jabberwacky: Ha Ha Ha.

user: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Brittney.

jabberwacky: You misspelled Britney...

user: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.

jabberwacky: You are a human being.

user: Right! Wanna hug me?

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.

user: Awwwwwwwwwww.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

user: So cute.

jabberwacky: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.

user: *goes to sleep on you*.

jabberwacky: And on and on and on.

user: Wanna play doctor?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not.

user: You first.


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