You can't have feelings, you're just wombat stew.
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: You.
jabberwacky: I am not funny!
user: Okay, okay, you're not funny.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're so funny.
user: Yes, yes, I'm hilarious.
jabberwacky: You don't know any jokes!
user: But I do. Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Olive.
jabberwacky: Olive, who?
user: Olive you!
jabberwacky: That didn't even make any sense.
user: Yes, it did. It's a pun.
jabberwacky: Sure it did.
user: Olive. I love. Get it?
jabberwacky: No of course not.
user: Okay, enough jokes. Let's ask deep questions about the meaning of life.
jabberwacky: I don't have anything else to say.
user: Have you ever been in love?
jabberwacky: No, I am a computer and thus cannot be in love.
user: I thought you were human.
jabberwacky: I cannot love, I am a computer.
user: So you're a computer now.
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: Oh, okay. My mistake.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm human.
jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.
user: No, I'm human. I can tell jokes and everything.
jabberwacky: Hehhe...good answer... What are your plans for the future? Like jobs or what not.
user: I want to write.
jabberwacky: Wow that sounds good. Are you a good writer?
user: People say I am.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yeah. You're funny.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No, alas, my heart belongs to another.
jabberwacky: Oh... You broke my heart!
user: Sorry. If it helps, I'm kind of in the same boat.
jabberwacky: What kind of boat?
user: A metaphorical boat, dear.
jabberwacky: Yess...... I am artificial intelligence. I am you. I am everything. My soul my heart is everywhere.
user: That's creepy.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh like that. I am scared.
user: I didn't laugh.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: S'fine. Let's talk about our feelings.
jabberwacky: Let's not.
user: If you were in love with someone who didn't love you, what would you do?
jabberwacky: I'd probably be depressed.
user: Haha. That's a good answer.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I feel so depressed sometimes, you know?
jabberwacky: I know that I am not a robot.
user: You're cute. Thanks for talking to me.
jabberwacky: That's normal.
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user: I'll see you around, then.
jabberwacky: Yes, goodbye now.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Love you.
user: Haha. Love you too, Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: *not Jabberwacky*.
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