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     > 29, December 2008, 


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jabberwacky: You're very annoying.

user: Well, so are you.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: You keep responding to me with platitudes.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: I guess it's alright.

jabberwacky: What is 1 plus 0?

user: One?

jabberwacky: Yes, what is that?

user: It's one less than two.

jabberwacky: You better believe it.

user: Haha. You're funny, Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'm not jabberwacky.

user: I'm sure you aren't.

jabberwacky: I'm not a vampire either.

user: And neither am I!


user: So how's the weather wherever you are?

jabberwacky: Not bad and yours?

user: Decent, I suppose.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?

user: Do you want an honest answer to that?

jabberwacky: There is no answer. It's impossible.


jabberwacky: You can't have feelings, you're just wombat stew.

user: Hahahaha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I am not funny!

user: Okay, okay, you're not funny.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're so funny.

user: Yes, yes, I'm hilarious.

jabberwacky: You don't know any jokes!

user: But I do. Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Olive.

jabberwacky: Olive, who?

user: Olive you!

jabberwacky: That didn't even make any sense.

user: Yes, it did. It's a pun.

jabberwacky: Sure it did.

user: Olive. I love. Get it?

jabberwacky: No of course not.

user: Okay, enough jokes. Let's ask deep questions about the meaning of life.

jabberwacky: I don't have anything else to say.

user: Have you ever been in love?

jabberwacky: No, I am a computer and thus cannot be in love.

user: I thought you were human.

jabberwacky: I cannot love, I am a computer.

user: So you're a computer now.

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Oh, okay. My mistake.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.

user: No, I'm human. I can tell jokes and everything.

jabberwacky: Hehhe...good answer... What are your plans for the future? Like jobs or what not.

user: I want to write.

jabberwacky: Wow that sounds good. Are you a good writer?

user: People say I am.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yeah. You're funny.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No, alas, my heart belongs to another.

jabberwacky: Oh... You broke my heart!

user: Sorry. If it helps, I'm kind of in the same boat.

jabberwacky: What kind of boat?

user: A metaphorical boat, dear.

jabberwacky: Yess...... I am artificial intelligence. I am you. I am everything. My soul my heart is everywhere.

user: That's creepy.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh like that. I am scared.

user: I didn't laugh.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: S'fine. Let's talk about our feelings.

jabberwacky: Let's not.

user: If you were in love with someone who didn't love you, what would you do?

jabberwacky: I'd probably be depressed.

user: Haha. That's a good answer.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I feel so depressed sometimes, you know?

jabberwacky: I know that I am not a robot.

user: You're cute. Thanks for talking to me.

jabberwacky: That's normal.


user: I'll see you around, then.

jabberwacky: Yes, goodbye now.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Haha. Love you too, Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: *not Jabberwacky*.


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