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     14, November 2004, 
     > 27, August 2004, 

Plants
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Do you talk to plants?

No, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What DO you know?

jabberwacky: No, I don't know.

user: What kind of plants do you talk to?

jabberwacky: Just you.

user: I'm a plant?

jabberwacky: What kind of plant are you?

user: The green kind. Yourself?

jabberwacky: How much do they cost?

user: Two chipotle peppers.

...

user: Wow. You're sooo much better than eliza.

jabberwacky: Are you artificial intelligence or are you human?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I think you're fake.

user: Who isn't? This whole bloody world is fake.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Take me for instance. I'm chatting with an automaton. Nothing in this conversation matters.

jabberwacky: How can that be? What is real if that which we consider real is not?

user: I like that scripted answer of yours. You must have a database full of them.

...

user: Alright. Well, hope I helped you. Go talk to plants. Bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're not doing that. Trust me.

user: Why should I trust you?

jabberwacky: Because i'm not human.

user: Ah. And your answer was made to keep me talking with you, wasn't it?

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You're doing well. Still, I gotta go. Bye.

jabberwacky: Why must you go?

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep then.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good. Bye.

jabberwacky: Reboot.

user: Say goodbye to me.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes. Say goodbye to me.

jabberwacky: It has been nice to talk to you I hope to talk to you again soon.

user: That's very polite. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I am a very polite bot.

user: Good night.

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