Are you clever?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes I am. Are you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you know any German?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can you say 'i like to eat pets.'?
jabberwacky: No, I can't say that.
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jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes really. I'm from the planet Germany.
jabberwacky: So do you come in peace?
user: That all depends.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Deutschland.
jabberwacky: Bonjour.
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jabberwacky: Are you god?
user: God no.
jabberwacky: God yes.
user: Godless.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That is best.
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jabberwacky: 'I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing'
user: Nice quote - who said it.
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you want to find out?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Call Bill Gates.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: How old do you want me to be?
jabberwacky: How old do you want to be?
user: As old as you are.
jabberwacky: How old am I, then?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I have.
user: What do you have?
jabberwacky: I have classes.
user: What sort of classes?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know much.
jabberwacky: Who are you to say that?
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: Hello God.
user: Howdie.
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: I am like you.
jabberwacky: You aren't a bit like me!
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