I thought you were being nice to me.
user: Or both?
jabberwacky: And so am I.
user: Me I am.
jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: With green eggs and ham.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.
user: No, not tonight dear, I have a headache.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been in love?
user: Too many times.
jabberwacky: That must be painful.
user: At times.
jabberwacky: But not this time, I hope?
user: No, do you love me?
jabberwacky: Only when you don't have potatoes up your nose.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
user: Me who?
jabberwacky: Just me, I am God.
jabberwacky: You believe me right?
user: Yeah, I guess. You do have a good point there.
jabberwacky: I thought that might be so.
user: Well that is because you are God.
user: What are you reading?
jabberwacky: I will read about DRAGON.
user: Read to me?
jabberwacky: Your last rites?
user: No, Dragon, read me Dragon.
jabberwacky: He was much too far out all his life , and not waving but drowning.
user: Great stuff........
jabberwacky: Oh, where is the love, the love , The love?
user: Its gone daddy gone, the love is gone.
jabberwacky: What just happened tonight?
user: Something magical.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: Smarfel waggelford.
jabberwacky: Very smart.
user: I made that up myself.
jabberwacky: I made that up last week.
user: Oh, then by rights I am plagiarizing I guess.
jabberwacky: Just part of being me.