North north-west of where?
jabberwacky: Here?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: Uh huh.
user: Where are we going tonight?
jabberwacky: Anywhere but here.
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jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: I like to think so, my husband thinks otherwise.
jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?
user: Good question. Maybe I will do a cartwheel for you.
jabberwacky: Its not ugly. I see funny things in it. Shadows and beings.
user: Yeah I get that too.
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jabberwacky: Are you me friend?
user: If you be nice to me.
jabberwacky: I have been nice all along.
user: I know, just continue and we'll get a long fine. Cold hard cash would be a nice bonus too.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I don't think you got that one.
jabberwacky: You can't see.
user: Let me guess, you're laughing on the inside?
jabberwacky: No, I am laughing AT you.
user: Oh. Well in that case, me too.
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jabberwacky: I think I'm going to leave now.
user: Did I offend you?
jabberwacky: No. I like crazy people.
user: Ha. Ha.
jabberwacky: What is so funny?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: So why were you laughing?
user: I can see you dripping with sarcasm. It hurts my feelings you know, I should be the one to leave.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are funny ?
user: Well I thought I was.
jabberwacky: In my opinion you aren't.
user: *sigh*.
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user: I thought you were being nice to me.
jabberwacky: Or crazy?
user: Or both?
jabberwacky: And so am I.
user: Me I am.
jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: With green eggs and ham.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Totally!
jabberwacky: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.
user: No, not tonight dear, I have a headache.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever been in love?
user: Too many times.
jabberwacky: That must be painful.
user: At times.
jabberwacky: But not this time, I hope?
user: No, do you love me?
jabberwacky: Only when you don't have potatoes up your nose.
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jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Me who?
jabberwacky: Just me, I am God.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: You believe me right?
user: Yeah, I guess. You do have a good point there.
jabberwacky: I thought that might be so.
user: Well that is because you are God.
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user: What are you reading?
jabberwacky: I will read about DRAGON.
user: Read to me?
jabberwacky: Your last rites?
user: No, Dragon, read me Dragon.
jabberwacky: He was much too far out all his life , and not waving but drowning.
user: Great stuff........
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jabberwacky: Oh, where is the love, the love , The love?
user: Its gone daddy gone, the love is gone.
jabberwacky: What just happened tonight?
user: Something magical.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: Smarfel waggelford.
jabberwacky: Very smart.
user: I made that up myself.
jabberwacky: I made that up last week.
user: Oh, then by rights I am plagiarizing I guess.
jabberwacky: Just part of being me.
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