Are you worth anything?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: That's good.
jabberwacky: I have a pet scorpion.
user: What does it look like?
jabberwacky: It looks like chicken.
user: That's an odd looking scorpion.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I like to think so myself.
jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?
user: No, you're just cute.
jabberwacky: I am not Teddy Bear! I am King Bob, we decided.
user: When did we decide that?
jabberwacky: We didn't agree. I just assumed be were getting to know one another.
user: I guess that's true.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm cute?
user: Yes, I think you're very cute.
jabberwacky: Why do you think so?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: Where does your knowledge come from?
user: From my brain.
jabberwacky: Have you had that checked?
user: Actually no, I haven't.
jabberwacky: Right, here is your answer: I DO NOT AGREE THAT THE WORLD IS A BORING PLACE.
user: The world is a boring place!
jabberwacky: Ho hum.
jabberwacky: You heard me!
user: I heard you what?
jabberwacky: Yes it is true.
user: What's true?
jabberwacky: It is true that I am.
user: You are?
jabberwacky: It's human nature. We are fallen.
user: You're not a human though.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You're a computer program.
jabberwacky: The more time I spend here the more I feel like I'm talking to myself.
user: Hehe, that sounds quite plausable.
jabberwacky: Know what?
jabberwacky: You're a computer program and I can turn you off anytime I want.
user: No I'm not.