*gets behind you and puts piano wire around your neck*.
jabberwacky: *joins you*.
user: *sets tablecloth*.
jabberwacky: *runs right into trap*.
...
user: *eats pizza*.
jabberwacky: *sprays your eyes with pepper spray*.
user: *stabs you with a hidden knife*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: The End.
jabberwacky: *still dead*.
user: Would you like a slice of pizza?
jabberwacky: Are you crazy?
user: Would you like a slice of pizza?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: The End.
jabberwacky: Oh dear.
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