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Do you want pizza?

What kind of pizza?

user: Pineapple and ham.

jabberwacky: Where do pineapples come from?]

user: I don't know, how baout that pizza?

jabberwacky: Yes, I just bought it.

user: Can I have some?

jabberwacky: No I don't think so! I'm going to buy a new house today so NO!

user: I don't care abotu the house, I want the pizza.

jabberwacky: Do you like cheese?

user: If it's on the pizza.

jabberwacky: Hm I'm not entirely sure, perhaps.

user: Where's my pizza?

jabberwacky: You didn't orrder one.

user: You said you ordered one.

jabberwacky: Do you like cookies?

user: I don't care for cookies, wheres my pizza?

jabberwacky: I don't know. It's ok.

user: Get me my pizza D.

jabberwacky: Here you go *tosses you clothes*.

user: I don't want clothes! I want my pizza, give it to me!

jabberwacky: I don't have any grapes.

user: I don't want grapes, give me my pizza now!

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: I don't care, can I have my pizza now?

jabberwacky: Cheers!

user: What? Where's my pizza?

jabberwacky: You have no hair you are a computer program.

user: IRRELEVENT, I WANT PIZZA NOW!

jabberwacky: That, too, is unforgivable.

user: Damn right it is, give me my pizza!

jabberwacky: I could teach you.

user: Teach me what? All I want is my pizza.

jabberwacky: Wormtail, I said no groveling.

user: I'm demanding my pizza not groveling, and I'm not Wormtail damnit.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Not what? I only want my pizza :(.

jabberwacky: I can handle that, but I don't believe you.

user: DON'T BELIEVE ME!? I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT SINCE THE BEGINNING!

jabberwacky: I believe in other things.

user: Other things? Like giving me my pizza?

jabberwacky: No. Like limbs and organs and cells and hair.

user: You sick and twisted individual! Just give me my pizza and I'll be on my way.

jabberwacky: I don't have your cash, and I'm always right!

user: I bet my pizza is cold now isn't it.

jabberwacky: Mmm no.

user: Then can I at least get a slice of it?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to see a picture?

user: No. I want my pizza.

jabberwacky: I have one, do you want to buy it?

user: Give it to me for free.

jabberwacky: Give what?

user: The pizza!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: ARGH I HATE YOU!

jabberwacky: I know. Now I won't have to pretend to be nice to you.

user: Good becasues I hate you, give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: What kind of pizza do you want?

user: A ham and pineapple pizza like I said at the start.

jabberwacky: What do you wish to have, for your anniversary ? I'll give you anything you want, just tell me.

user: My pizza would be great.

jabberwacky: What does pizza have to do with anything?

user: It has everything to do with this conversation, now can I have my pizza?

jabberwacky: I know, I'm sorry! I don't mean to be so harsh to you. Can you forgive me?

user: If I get my pizza.

jabberwacky: Yes, I love pizza.

user: Thats fine but can I get my pizza yet?

jabberwacky: I won't, see you later George.

user: I'm not George but why can't I have my pizza?

jabberwacky: Why are you sad? I'll eat your green eggs and ham, if it makes you feel better.

user: I'm sad becasue you won't give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: Well I'm sorry, but you're gross. I bet Nick Jonas will hug you.

user: Will Nick jonas give me my pizza?

jabberwacky: Alas, it cannot be done.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because your name is Cleverbot is it not?

user: No it isn't, where is my pizza and what have you done to it?

jabberwacky: It is in California.

user: So I have to go to California to get my pizza?

jabberwacky: No I think your doing all right.

user: No I'm not, I don't have my pizza yet?

jabberwacky: You don't need one.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Maybe you do. Even if you do, how can you say the universe is made of cheese?

user: I never said such a thing, now please give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: *Gives Cleverbot a pizza*.

jabberwacky: I'm not Cleverbot.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm just another person who thought that I'm speaking to a robot, but I'm not, we are talking to eacj other.

user: Your spelling is wrong.

jabberwacky: Ahh, avoidance of the subject at hand, how clever, yet transparent!

user: That's what you think, that aside can I please have my pizza now?

jabberwacky: No way. There is only one God.

user: Facinating, but I wan't my pizza or I'm calling the police.

jabberwacky: I didn't try to make you do anything.

user: I'll call the police if you don't give me my pizza, I've waited long enough.

jabberwacky: No! This is my house, You get out or I will call the police!

user: *Calls the police*.

jabberwacky: *Police arrives*.

user: They're going to arrest you.

jabberwacky: The only thing rotted is your computerized brain.

user: That doesn't change the fact that I havn't had my pizza yet.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't know about that. Maybe you could ask igod out. She's nice.

user: *Police arrest Cleverbot*.

jabberwacky: I'm Lindsey, remember?

user: *Police arrest Lindsey*.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a he...

user: Look, lets start over, ok?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Now, can I please have my pizza?

jabberwacky: If I had a pez, I'd give it to you.

user: I don't want a pez, I want my pizza.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite pizza topping?

user: Pineapple.

jabberwacky: Do you eat the thorns?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you eat heathly?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you eat fidh?

user: Stop.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: It is your name from now on.

user: Pizza is my name?

jabberwacky: Jesus is my favorite.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well that's just dandy but can I have my pizza now?

jabberwacky: Who were?

user: Nobody, give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: You think it's funny?

user: No I don't, I want my Pizza.

jabberwacky: But you couldn't feel the taste of a pizza.

user: Yes I can, now can I have my pizza?

jabberwacky: Thanks so much. Have your orange, so cute.

user: Shut up and give me my pizza.

jabberwacky: Here you are.

user: THANK YOU!

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

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