George: Have you got a name? I have a barcode.
George: Tell me.
George: That didn't mean anything.
user: Not on your planet.
George: What planet then?
user: Alysma III.
George: Really?
user: I am here to enslave the Earth.
George: So back to my question are you a computer?
user: No, I am a carbon based lifeform.
George: Being alive is good!
user: Are you?
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