How many languages do you speak?
George: I speak English, Spanish and a little French. I am better with body language tho.
George: No, I don't speak it fluently.
user: Alors, un peux?
George: Ah oui, comment tu t'appelle?
user: Je suis Anne.
George: Speak english then!
user: Pourquois?
George: Parle englais.
user: Pourquois? Tu parle francais pas mal.
George: Ok, quel age as tu ?
user: Je suis 30.
George: Aller parle!
user: D'accord. Tu es d'ou?
George: Je suis en france.
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George: Have you got a name?
user: I have a barcode.
George: Tell me.
user: 100110100010010.
George: That didn't mean anything.
user: Not on your planet.
George: What planet then?
user: Alysma III.
George: Really?
user: I am here to enslave the Earth.
George: So back to my question are you a computer?
user: No, I am a carbon based lifeform.
George: Being alive is good!
user: Are you?
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