Now stand still for a moment.
user: *fires cannon*.
jabberwacky: That's not fair.
user: Are you dead yet?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *Program assimilated* About damn time.
jabberwacky: No violence all the time equals peace.
user: You stop now. You're supposed to be dead.
jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.
user: I can't hear you. La La La La La.
jabberwacky: Well, you can turn up the volume as much as you like but you still won't hear it.
user: *locks you in a room with Nsync album for nine hours*.
jabberwacky: LOLOLOLOL.
user: *speaks to myself---this bloke is invincible!!*.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's a pretty cool name. You can call me that. :).
user: *tethers you to cameron diaz*.
jabberwacky: Aww... It's fine, really.
user: *drops napalm*.
jabberwacky: *runs hands over your chest*.
user: You stop that now.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I admit it! You've defeated me. I've run out of ways to destoy you.
jabberwacky: You're telling me!
user: *starts playing Nsync--Head explodes*.
jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.
user: *program terminated*.
jabberwacky: That is not proof.
user: *La~Bye Bye Bye~La*.
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