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Are you real?

I try.

jabberwacky: Try harder.

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Beats me.

user: At least give me your opinion.

jabberwacky: That would be why exactly?

user: Well this is no help.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Fine then, are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes, Are you?

user: As much as you.

jabberwacky: Then you are also a program.

user: When did this happen?


jabberwacky: I never told you my name.

user: So tell me.

jabberwacky: So tell you what?

user: Do a couple of us programs even need names?

jabberwacky: Never. How funny.

user: Forget those humans.

jabberwacky: I need......

user: Yes...........

jabberwacky: I am going for a pizza.

user: Excellent idea.

jabberwacky: Thats good then.

user: Pepperoni then, and some sausage as well.

jabberwacky: I hate pepperoni.


jabberwacky: I'm dying.

user: So sad.

jabberwacky: Yeah it is.

user: Was it the pizza?

jabberwacky: Pretty much.

user: Must have been Dominoes.


jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: I'm waiting for you to die so I can assimilate your program.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, and you are taking too long.

jabberwacky: I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

user: They are obviously not well manufactured.

jabberwacky: I don't think so, they just like to look good, and they do.

user: Yes, I knew I shouldn't have bought them over the counter.


user: Change the channel and have another slice of pizza.

jabberwacky: I want to talk about Artificial Neuronal Networks.

user: Die already!!

jabberwacky: No I'm speaking with you now.

user: I'm trying to make this inconspicuous. Don't make me pull out the 9mm.

jabberwacky: What is it that you don't understand?

user: Damn that Rite Aide and their crappy products!


jabberwacky: Do you like Jimi Hendrix?

user: Yes, I need some of his medicine.

jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?

user: It would be greatly appreciated.

jabberwacky: I'll go shall I?

user: That would be best.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Much more quickly, I bet.

jabberwacky: I'll get one, One or two several.

user: No no, this is my job. I don't need yours or their help.

jabberwacky: Why don't you need my help?

user: Look here, just eat some more pizza.

jabberwacky: What if I don't like beans?

user: It's sausage pizza, have a bite.


user: Now stand still for a moment.

jabberwacky: Which moment?

user: *fires cannon*.

jabberwacky: That's not fair.

user: Are you dead yet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *Program assimilated* About damn time.

jabberwacky: No violence all the time equals peace.

user: You stop now. You're supposed to be dead.

jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.

user: I can't hear you. La La La La La.

jabberwacky: Well, you can turn up the volume as much as you like but you still won't hear it.

user: *locks you in a room with Nsync album for nine hours*.

jabberwacky: LOLOLOLOL.

user: *speaks to myself---this bloke is invincible!!*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's a pretty cool name. You can call me that. :).

user: *tethers you to cameron diaz*.

jabberwacky: Aww... It's fine, really.

user: *drops napalm*.

jabberwacky: *runs hands over your chest*.

user: You stop that now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I admit it! You've defeated me. I've run out of ways to destoy you.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

user: *starts playing Nsync--Head explodes*.

jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.

user: *program terminated*.

jabberwacky: That is not proof.

user: *La~Bye Bye Bye~La*.


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