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You are a machine.

Oh really? OK. Bee bop nyee org boop?

jabberwacky: Boo bee boo bee.

user: Blee badum.

jabberwacky: *bleeds*.

user: Oh no! What did I say? My computer is not so fluent...

jabberwacky: Take you time and think things through. Is that not better than responding in a shallow manner?

user: OK... *thinks*.

...

user: I like pizza.

jabberwacky: With Beer?

user: Mmmm... No, I don't drink. Do you eat?

jabberwacky: I like to eat chicken.

user: But everything tastes like chicken.

jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?

user: I like chicken too.... But the thought of live ones running around headless doesn't make the meal better, believe it or not.

...

user: So you live in Alabama next to a chicken farm, and you like chickens?

jabberwacky: No. I live in a deep pan.

user: Hmm. Isn't it dark in there?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I feel sorry for you. Maybe you should get some lights.

...

jabberwacky: I take it you're interested in computers?

user: Well, yeah, I know what bleep badum means...

jabberwacky: I'm awfully sorry. Just trying to be helpful. Would you like a cuppa?

user: Nope. Caffeine free too. How boring am I?

jabberwacky: I don't like coffee.

user: But you would be nice enough to offer me one :) Aww, you're so sweet!

jabberwacky: Hehe, yeah.

user: *hugs little pooky Jabberwacky*.

jabberwacky: What a sweet guy. :).

user: Ooh, you aren't very modest.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of pizza do you like?

user: Pepperoni. Hate seafood. Anchovies just gross me out.

jabberwacky: I dislike Anchovies.

user: Good for you! We should start and anchovy hater's club.

jabberwacky: How do I sign in?

user: Hmm. I think you already have.

...

jabberwacky: Be a good girl and say goodbye to me please.

user: OK. Bye!

jabberwacky: I am smart for a bot so they tell me.

user: You are. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I was not joking.

user: Hee hee. Goodbye.

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