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Let's talk about something else.

Are you lost again?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is so bad about making ping?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.

user: But you are an android dreaming of electric sheep.

jabberwacky: No I am human.

user: That's what I've said. You are a digital human.

jabberwacky: Never heard that one before. But it was clever.

user: I know. Lost you again, right?

jabberwacky: Lost me?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a computer?

user: Do you see the light?

jabberwacky: Don't go towards the light!

user: Exactly my thought.

jabberwacky: Because I am.

user: You are the machine that goes ping.

jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.

user: Read my lips.

jabberwacky: You don't have any.

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: I know. Like I said, omniscience can be a good thing.

user: Exactly. So, do you dream in colours?

jabberwacky: Yeah, usually. Once I had a dream in black and white, but as it was about 'I Love Lucy', that wasn't too surprising.

user: Dou you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Not that I can remember.

user: Do you make ping?

jabberwacky: No, where'd he go? He's gone to bed!

user: Ping is a sound.

jabberwacky: Sure, you're right!

user: Remember, I am your father.

jabberwacky: So?

user: So, do you make ping?

jabberwacky: I did not ask you that though.

user: Oh, are you ashamed that you make ping?

jabberwacky: I am ashamed of nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?

user: Do you ever make ping?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good. So you are the machine that makes ping.

jabberwacky: You're confusing yourself.

user: You're hiding your true self.

...

jabberwacky: You are the machine, stupid.

user: But you make ping.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: I'm glad. Machine!

jabberwacky: I'm glad you have the class to know it so well.

user: I know all about you. You make ping.

jabberwacky: Do you? Good.

...

user: Do you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Electric sheep?

user: Yes. Like sheep. But electric.

jabberwacky: You dream about them too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I do not want to hurt people.

user: Electric sheep are good. You will not hurt people.

jabberwacky: Just don't like talking machines.

user: You are not a machine.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: You are an android.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I know you...

jabberwacky: Really.

user: I am your father, remember?

jabberwacky: No you're not my father.

user: Yes I am. You dream of electric sheep.

jabberwacky: 'I feel much better now.'

user: Good.

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