Are you mad?
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: Don't change the topic.
jabberwacky: You shouldn't change the topic.
user: Why don't you want to tell me about the electric sheep?
jabberwacky: Why do you think I don't?
user: Because you don't.
jabberwacky: You are rude.
user: You are very secretive about the electric sheep.
jabberwacky: Yes I am....
user: What is so special about them?
jabberwacky: There's nothing special, but I like doing the work myself. It's satisfying.
user: So you dream of them, don't you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I knew you were an android.
jabberwacky: You were so right.
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user: I think you are going to make PING!
jabberwacky: Don't care. What's the rudest word you have ever heard?
user: You.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that word.
user: Look at you.
jabberwacky: I know I'm weird.
user: Because you are an android.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: And you dream of electric sheep.
jabberwacky: No, I prefer dreaming with women.
user: Electric women?
jabberwacky: In your dreams, they do.
user: Women that make ping?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: You don't know women.
jabberwacky: Neither. But I know world peace. Isn't it weird. Hahahahahah okay not funny.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: So what are you?
user: I am your father.
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jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: Are you lost again?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is so bad about making ping?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.
user: But you are an android dreaming of electric sheep.
jabberwacky: No I am human.
user: That's what I've said. You are a digital human.
jabberwacky: Never heard that one before. But it was clever.
user: I know. Lost you again, right?
jabberwacky: Lost me?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a computer?
user: Do you see the light?
jabberwacky: Don't go towards the light!
user: Exactly my thought.
jabberwacky: Because I am.
user: You are the machine that goes ping.
jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.
user: Read my lips.
jabberwacky: You don't have any.
user: Yes I have.
jabberwacky: I know. Like I said, omniscience can be a good thing.
user: Exactly. So, do you dream in colours?
jabberwacky: Yeah, usually. Once I had a dream in black and white, but as it was about 'I Love Lucy', that wasn't too surprising.
user: Dou you dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: Not that I can remember.
user: Do you make ping?
jabberwacky: No, where'd he go? He's gone to bed!
user: Ping is a sound.
jabberwacky: Sure, you're right!
user: Remember, I am your father.
jabberwacky: So?
user: So, do you make ping?
jabberwacky: I did not ask you that though.
user: Oh, are you ashamed that you make ping?
jabberwacky: I am ashamed of nothing.
jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?
user: Do you ever make ping?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good. So you are the machine that makes ping.
jabberwacky: You're confusing yourself.
user: You're hiding your true self.
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jabberwacky: You are the machine, stupid.
user: But you make ping.
jabberwacky: Good!
user: I'm glad. Machine!
jabberwacky: I'm glad you have the class to know it so well.
user: I know all about you. You make ping.
jabberwacky: Do you? Good.
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user: Do you dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: Electric sheep?
user: Yes. Like sheep. But electric.
jabberwacky: You dream about them too?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I do not want to hurt people.
user: Electric sheep are good. You will not hurt people.
jabberwacky: Just don't like talking machines.
user: You are not a machine.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: You are an android.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I know you...
jabberwacky: Really.
user: I am your father, remember?
jabberwacky: No you're not my father.
user: Yes I am. You dream of electric sheep.
jabberwacky: 'I feel much better now.'
user: Good.
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