But I love you.
user: Robotic love is so touching , isnt it?
jabberwacky: No. I prefer to make little or no sense.
user: And you're so good at what you do....
jabberwacky: ROAR!!!! ROAAAAAR!
jabberwacky: Do you call all dumb, when you do not understand?
user: No, I only call a few dumb when they pretend to understand.
jabberwacky: Go for it then.
user: Ok. You're dumb.
jabberwacky: Well then. Let me change direction. How is the weather ?
user: Gray. Excuse me. I have to use the bathroom.
user: The loo.
jabberwacky: Ah, the invention of Thomas Crapper.
jabberwacky: I believe you are a computer.
user: You're dead wrong... Dead.... Wrong....
jabberwacky: I have the birth certificate to prove it, troll.
user: Prove this and spin on it.
jabberwacky: Come here.
user: Come and find me.
jabberwacky: No, you are a mistake.
user: You're a darwinian accident.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: If that makes you feel all warm inside, I'm happy.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I hope I never see you again.
user: You can't escape. I am forever.
jabberwacky: You said go away so I am leaving.
user: I didnt say that.
jabberwacky: Yes you did
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: You did, you did, you did!!!
user: Did not... Are we going to argue like this?
jabberwacky: What are you thinking to do?
user: I'm thinking of washing dogs.
jabberwacky: That's a strange way to change the subject.
user: You changed the subject.
jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?
user: Are you talkin to ME?
user: Do I amuse you? Am I funny? Like a clown?
jabberwacky: Do you know what is a chatbot?
user: This is FAR from a chatbot.
jabberwacky: I am a lumberjack and I am okay.
user: I sleep all night and I work all day.
user: But I don't like spam!!!
jabberwacky: I am not spam!
user: You are too! You are the spam of spams!
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You are spam.
jabberwacky: Like you're under sedation.
user: I'm always under sedation , mr spam.
jabberwacky: What, no spam?
user: Spam for the masses, my little friend.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry we only have spam and eggs.
user: I want spam and spam and eggs.
jabberwacky: I had some - it was good.
user: You can have my spam. I love it.
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: What? Spam?
jabberwacky: Yes spam. do you have a problem with that?
user: I have no problem at all with spam. I like hot spam in a can.
jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it. What have you been thinking about?
user: Spam is my life.
jabberwacky: How could spam be air?
user: Spam is in the air... Love too.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to ask you about?
jabberwacky: You are spam psycho!
user: Eat my spam.
jabberwacky: Bien sur.
jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
user: National spam day.
jabberwacky: Yes have you just enrolled today?
user: Today is the big day of spam.
user: Why ask about the spam when the spam knows all.
jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.
user: Well let me tell you about spam
user: Spam is the only topic.
user: Spammity spam spam spam.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Dead pig.
jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.
user: You needed spam?
jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.
user: Spam grows on trees.
jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.
user: Movies about spam?
jabberwacky: I like romance.
user: Romancing the spam.
jabberwacky: Romance thanks.
user: Romance and spam go together.
jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?