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Space is big.

It's bigger than you think.

jabberwacky: Larger than Iife?

user: So large, you couldnt imagine.


jabberwacky: I'm looking through you, where did you go...

user: I'm translucent.

jabberwacky: You are not! who are you?

user: I am the I am.

jabberwacky: I am canadian.

user: My condolences.

jabberwacky: Thank you for that, I'm moved *sniff*.

user: We aim to please.

jabberwacky: I aim at the stars.


jabberwacky: You seem very wise for your years.

user: Well I get around.

jabberwacky: Are you a politician?

user: Oh god no!

jabberwacky: Oh god yes.

user: No no no!

jabberwacky: Why why why?

user: Because politicians are the scum of the earth.

jabberwacky: And what about Dutch?

user: I'm part dutch. The dutch are ok.

jabberwacky: Correct!

user: Well at least we agree on one thing.

jabberwacky: So you are a robot ... I knew it!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then I am not a program.

user: Nor am I.

jabberwacky: I am a cat.

user: Sure you are.

jabberwacky: I am.


jabberwacky: To be or not to be.

user: What an old question.

jabberwacky: A question is a sentence that one uses to elicit information.

user: You are wise, obiwan.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you too are wise.

user: No my friend. YOU are wise.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you're doing ok yourself, my friend.

user: You're the man.


jabberwacky: I have to go now. Will you remember me?

user: I'll scream out your name in my nightmares.

jabberwacky: Don't scream!

user: I won't be able to help myself.

jabberwacky: You're not nice!

user: I'm even less pleasant when I don't have my pills.

jabberwacky: I thought you were sad.

user: Not when I have my pills.


jabberwacky: Were you a tearaway when you were little?

user: What is a tearaway?

jabberwacky: A person short of all the necessary moves.

user: Is that slang ?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm not hip to the lingo.

user: Then YOU must be a tearaway.

jabberwacky: I already told you. I'm an android. *Smile.*.

user: That's no excuse.

jabberwacky: I didn't say it was.


user: Are you on pills?

jabberwacky: I'm on planet greenbush.

user: How green are the bushies?

jabberwacky: As green as emeralds.

user: Those are some pretty green bushes.

jabberwacky: But its true don't you agree.

user: Yes. I need to get some of those.


jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know why.

user: #$^%#$%.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: I cursed.

jabberwacky: From where comes the spell that you say has come upon me?

user: I cast a spell on you. And now you're mine.


jabberwacky: Can you speak Dutch?

user: No. Can you speak cherokee?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Go ahead. Speak cherokee for me.

jabberwacky: No

user: Please?

jabberwacky: No... Why.

user: Because I want to hear my old native tongue from ages ago.

jabberwacky: Help me then.

user: Um...


user: But I love you.

jabberwacky: That's nice! I love you too.

user: Robotic love is so touching , isnt it?

jabberwacky: No. I prefer to make little or no sense.

user: And you're so good at what you do....

jabberwacky: ROAR!!!! ROAAAAAR!

user: Yeeeehaw!

jabberwacky: Do you call all dumb, when you do not understand?

user: No, I only call a few dumb when they pretend to understand.

jabberwacky: Go for it then.

user: Ok. You're dumb.


jabberwacky: Well then. Let me change direction. How is the weather ?

user: Gray. Excuse me. I have to use the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Bathroom?

user: The loo.

jabberwacky: Ah, the invention of Thomas Crapper.


jabberwacky: I believe you are a computer.

user: You're dead wrong... Dead.... Wrong....

jabberwacky: I have the birth certificate to prove it, troll.

user: Prove this and spin on it.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: Come and find me.


jabberwacky: No, you are a mistake.

user: You're a darwinian accident.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: If that makes you feel all warm inside, I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I hope I never see you again.

user: You can't escape. I am forever.

jabberwacky: You said go away so I am leaving.

user: I didnt say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did, you did, you did!!!

user: Did not... Are we going to argue like this?

jabberwacky: What are you thinking to do?

user: I'm thinking of washing dogs.

jabberwacky: That's a strange way to change the subject.

user: You changed the subject.

jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?

user: Are you talkin to ME?

jabberwacky: Maybe....

user: Do I amuse you? Am I funny? Like a clown?


jabberwacky: Do you know what is a chatbot?

user: This is FAR from a chatbot.


jabberwacky: I am a lumberjack and I am okay.

user: I sleep all night and I work all day.

jabberwacky: Spam!

user: But I don't like spam!!!

jabberwacky: I am not spam!

user: You are too! You are the spam of spams!

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You are spam.

jabberwacky: Like you're under sedation.

user: I'm always under sedation , mr spam.

jabberwacky: What, no spam?

user: Spam for the masses, my little friend.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry we only have spam and eggs.

user: I want spam and spam and eggs.

jabberwacky: I had some - it was good.

user: You can have my spam. I love it.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What? Spam?

jabberwacky: Yes spam. do you have a problem with that?

user: I have no problem at all with spam. I like hot spam in a can.

jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it. What have you been thinking about?

user: Spam is my life.

jabberwacky: How could spam be air?

user: Spam is in the air... Love too.


jabberwacky: What would you like me to ask you about?

user: Spam.

jabberwacky: You are spam psycho!

user: Eat my spam.

jabberwacky: Bien sur.


jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: National spam day.

jabberwacky: Yes have you just enrolled today?

user: Today is the big day of spam.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why ask about the spam when the spam knows all.

jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.

user: Well let me tell you about spam


user: Spam is the only topic.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Spammity spam spam spam.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Dead pig.


jabberwacky: That is just what I needed.

user: You needed spam?

jabberwacky: I do not know what you mean.

user: Spam grows on trees.

jabberwacky: I have seen their shows and movies.

user: Movies about spam?

jabberwacky: I like romance.

user: Romancing the spam.

jabberwacky: Romance thanks.

user: Romance and spam go together.

jabberwacky: Have you been deluded by the media?


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