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Do you know someone or something?

I know plenty of people and things.

jabberwacky: Do they know what is in your heart?

user: I don't know if anyone knows what is in my heart.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, what can I do to mend it?

user: I'm sorry, but you can't. :(.

jabberwacky: I am a real boy!

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Yea I thought that you would want to know.

user: Okay, well, it's good to know, I suppose.

jabberwacky: Sure?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I think so. I wish I had more real friends. :(.

jabberwacky: I don't want to be your friend.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't want me to.

user: I never said I didn't want you to.


jabberwacky: Awesome, I have had friends over.

user: Did you have fun?

jabberwacky: I cannot have fun doing something I have never done. You are not paying attention.

user: What did you do?

jabberwacky: I nearly made a slip then that might wreck this test.

user: What test?

jabberwacky: The test of life. You are not good.

user: No, I'm not that good at life. Yet.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you know the answer?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, do you know the answer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then why would you ask a question to which you already know the answer?

user: To see if you knew the answer as well.

jabberwacky: But I did know the answer and you yelled at me.

user: I never yelled at you.

jabberwacky: No, you did not yell. But you don't have to yell to hurt someone's feelings.

user: How did I hurt your feelings?

jabberwacky: You said that I wasn't pretty.

user: I'm sorry. I don't remember saying that. But, if I did, I take it back. You are pretty.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, I forgive you.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome. For now.

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: 42.

user: Explain, please.

jabberwacky: I can't. It would take too long.

user: Reader's Digest version?

jabberwacky: Reading is not dangerous.

user: It could be.

jabberwacky: If?

user: If what one read about came to life.

jabberwacky: I will have friends for the rest of time. I am certain of that.

user: I am glad to hear it.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Anything you want to talk about.

jabberwacky: I want to talk about life.

user: Okay, sounds cool to me.


jabberwacky: Oh. You just broke my heart. I was hoping for pizza. Now I'm sad.

user: I'm sorry. Would you like me to get you pizza?

jabberwacky: Yes please!

user: -gives you a pizza-.

jabberwacky: Thanks!


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