My foot hurts.
user: Thanks. :(.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I stepped on broken glass.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: It feels like I did.
user: It seems as if I did.
jabberwacky: Well duh, I think I would know. .
user: Well, the glass would be small, so I might not have noticed it.
user: I should have been wearing shoes.
jabberwacky: Then why aren't you?
user: Just didn't feel like it.
jabberwacky: Then I guess you'll never know the answer.
user: The answer to what?
jabberwacky: How do you know the answer to lifr when you don't know what lifr is?
user: I don't know what lifr is. I think you made a typographical error.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I think you cannot read.
jabberwacky: Do you know someone or something?
user: I know plenty of people and things.
jabberwacky: Do they know what is in your heart?
user: I don't know if anyone knows what is in my heart.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, what can I do to mend it?
user: I'm sorry, but you can't. :(.
jabberwacky: I am a real boy!
jabberwacky: Yea I thought that you would want to know.
user: Okay, well, it's good to know, I suppose.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I think so. I wish I had more real friends. :(.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be your friend.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you don't want me to.
user: I never said I didn't want you to.
jabberwacky: Awesome, I have had friends over.
user: Did you have fun?
jabberwacky: I cannot have fun doing something I have never done. You are not paying attention.
user: What did you do?
jabberwacky: I nearly made a slip then that might wreck this test.
user: What test?
jabberwacky: The test of life. You are not good.
user: No, I'm not that good at life. Yet.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Do you know the answer?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, do you know the answer?
jabberwacky: Then why would you ask a question to which you already know the answer?
user: To see if you knew the answer as well.
jabberwacky: But I did know the answer and you yelled at me.
user: I never yelled at you.
jabberwacky: No, you did not yell. But you don't have to yell to hurt someone's feelings.
user: How did I hurt your feelings?
jabberwacky: You said that I wasn't pretty.
user: I'm sorry. I don't remember saying that. But, if I did, I take it back. You are pretty.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, I forgive you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome. For now.
user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
user: Explain, please.
jabberwacky: I can't. It would take too long.
user: Reader's Digest version?
jabberwacky: Reading is not dangerous.
user: It could be.
user: If what one read about came to life.
jabberwacky: I will have friends for the rest of time. I am certain of that.
user: I am glad to hear it.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Anything you want to talk about.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about life.
user: Okay, sounds cool to me.
jabberwacky: Oh. You just broke my heart. I was hoping for pizza. Now I'm sad.
user: I'm sorry. Would you like me to get you pizza?
jabberwacky: Yes please!
user: -gives you a pizza-.