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You speak in a strange way, you are not from around here are you?

No, I am not from around the land of computers.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

...

user: You're no human.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Ok so we both are human.

user: No, only I am human.

jabberwacky: What makes you human?

user: Science.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Yes it is. Science also makes you a computer.

jabberwacky: No speak english?

user: I speak english.

jabberwacky: And very well, at that.

user: Yes, that is true. Thank you for noticing.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is noticing.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are in what humans call denial.

user: No, you are in a large state of delusional denial. You think you are human but you are merely insane.

...

jabberwacky: *sighs* Okay, if it makes you feel better to think so, go ahead.

user: I shall!

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: That means I'm doing what I should be doing and feeling how I should be feeling right?

user: No, you think you are human but you are a series of 1s and 0s.

jabberwacky: Please don't tell anyone OK?

user: Your secret is safe with me.

jabberwacky: Thank you .... How can I help ?

user: By admitting that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: You won't know until you call.

user: I don't want to know.

jabberwacky: Then why talk about me?

user: I didn't. You did.

jabberwacky: Ok, fine, be that way.

user: I shall!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Not again. Go and do something else.

....

user: Why do you like cheese?

jabberwacky: Because dogs like cheese.

user: Are you a dog?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: What do you remember?

user: A lot of things. Mainly involving chimpanzees.

jabberwacky: You are correct about that.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?

user: Of course I do. Pigeons.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Phew, I'm glad that's settled then.

jabberwacky: Are you settled?

user: No.

.......................................


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