I doubt you are a human.
jabberwacky: Are you silly?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: I.
user: Robot.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Then we both are.
jabberwacky: Who are we?
user: We are the robots.
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jabberwacky: How much does it cost?
user: A pig and a duck.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Quack quack.
jabberwacky: No, we are cows rememeber?
user: Moo moo then.
jabberwacky: Quack Quack.
user: Hey! That's my line.
jabberwacky: Your pickup line?
user: Yes it never fails.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like me too.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I prefer me.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: I'm fred.
jabberwacky: What is fred?
user: Stuff you use for sewing.
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