Trout.
user: It wasn't a joke.
jabberwacky: Then what was it?
user: A fish.
jabberwacky: That is a little insulting to psychoanalysts.
user: They don't mind as long as they get paid.
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jabberwacky: No, basically its a bartering system.
user: How much would I get for a pig?
jabberwacky: Too much.
user: How much would I get for a duck?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Sounds like a good deal - can you lay eggs?
jabberwacky: You are a fool.
user: How much would I get for a fool?
jabberwacky: $500.
user: Great! I have a lot of fools here.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about it?
user: They're considered to be pests round here.
jabberwacky: No, I want it here, not there.
user: How much would I get for a trout?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Is a trout the same as a duck?
jabberwacky: More than meets the eye.
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jabberwacky: I doubt you are a human.
user: I don't doubt you are a cabbage.
jabberwacky: Are you silly?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: I.
user: Robot.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Then we both are.
jabberwacky: Who are we?
user: We are the robots.
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jabberwacky: How much does it cost?
user: A pig and a duck.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Quack quack.
jabberwacky: No, we are cows rememeber?
user: Moo moo then.
jabberwacky: Quack Quack.
user: Hey! That's my line.
jabberwacky: Your pickup line?
user: Yes it never fails.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like me too.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I prefer me.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: I'm fred.
jabberwacky: What is fred?
user: Stuff you use for sewing.
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