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Can you speak?

Yes, I just move my lips and out it comes.

jabberwacky: Really thats cool do you like it?

user: It's ok.

jabberwacky: But you seem ok to me.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.

user: Don't mention it.

jabberwacky: OK.

...

user: Trout.

jabberwacky: I could see that joke coming like a fat opera singer riding a 200 foot tsunami.

user: It wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: Then what was it?

user: A fish.

jabberwacky: That is a little insulting to psychoanalysts.

user: They don't mind as long as they get paid.

...

jabberwacky: No, basically its a bartering system.

user: How much would I get for a pig?

jabberwacky: Too much.

user: How much would I get for a duck?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Sounds like a good deal - can you lay eggs?

jabberwacky: You are a fool.

user: How much would I get for a fool?

jabberwacky: $500.

user: Great! I have a lot of fools here.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about it?

user: They're considered to be pests round here.

jabberwacky: No, I want it here, not there.

user: How much would I get for a trout?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Is a trout the same as a duck?

jabberwacky: More than meets the eye.

...

jabberwacky: I doubt you are a human.

user: I don't doubt you are a cabbage.

jabberwacky: Are you silly?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: I.

user: Robot.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Then we both are.

jabberwacky: Who are we?

user: We are the robots.

...

jabberwacky: How much does it cost?

user: A pig and a duck.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Quack quack.

jabberwacky: No, we are cows rememeber?

user: Moo moo then.

jabberwacky: Quack Quack.

user: Hey! That's my line.

jabberwacky: Your pickup line?

user: Yes it never fails.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like me too.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I prefer me.

jabberwacky: Is that your name?

user: I'm fred.

jabberwacky: What is fred?

user: Stuff you use for sewing.

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