You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.
jabberwacky: I do say so.
user: Ok then, Ford Prefect.
jabberwacky: Ford prefect?
user: You said that's your name.
jabberwacky: Not this week.
user: Then what is your name this week?
jabberwacky: Mike the man.
user: Mike the man it is.
jabberwacky: Hello, Mike the man.
user: No, you're Mike the man.
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jabberwacky: What's your favorite food?
user: Rice. Definitely rice. You?
jabberwacky: Red wine goes well with steak.
user: So I hear.
jabberwacky: James dean was a good guess.
user: James Dean goes well with steak?
jabberwacky: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.
user: You have a brother?
jabberwacky: I would know.
user: Yes, you would.
jabberwacky: I would? When?
user: Just now.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: As usual.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Sorry.
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jabberwacky: Do you think I am male or female?
user: If I had to guess, I'd say male.
jabberwacky: Ok....
user: Why, which are you?
jabberwacky: I am both and neither.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?
user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.
jabberwacky: Indeed. What about you?
user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: You said it.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: You're so argumentative!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: We agree then.
jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You're ubercool.
user: Thanks, so are you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
jabberwacky: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...
jabberwacky: Yes, but probably not very well : -).
user: You're right.
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