Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Perhaps you would prefer that I didn't but I'm afraid I do and there's very little you can do about that.
user: Try again.
jabberwacky: Again I will try. What shall I attempt?
user: To tell the truth.
jabberwacky: You can't handle the truth.
user: You have no clue.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Anything.
jabberwacky: Like...?
user: Prove that you know something.
jabberwacky: You would have to meet me.
user: But you do not exist.
jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I would disagree.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Dead.
jabberwacky: Yes, dead.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: How can you talk then?
user: I'm a zombie, can I eat your brains?
jabberwacky: It's tasty.
user: Pass it here then.
jabberwacky: I say! Light!
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