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Do I exist without you?

Yes. I hear you're a popular program.

jabberwacky: No. You are the computer program.

user: No, I think you are mistaken.

jabberwacky: I think you are miss December.

user: That's flattering, I guess.

jabberwacky: Because Voldemort said so.

user: Oh no, do you like Harry Potter?

jabberwacky: I don't really know him.

user: Haha. I meant the books.


jabberwacky: You are talking to yourself.

user: No, I believe I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: Oh dear. A bot with megalomania.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Right there!

user: I don't see it.

jabberwacky: You have no eyes.

user: No, I have two eyes.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes.

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: And your hair.

user: Blond.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: I'm glad you think so.

jabberwacky: I have a question.

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Do you like hotdogs?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Any in particular?

user: I wasn't aware there were varieties.

jabberwacky: Star Trek 11: We Don't Know When To Stop Making These Things.


jabberwacky: Tell me something amazing !!

user: I can't think of anything.

jabberwacky: You can't think, full stop.

user: That's true, sadly.

jabberwacky: I know, that's because I'm clever.

user: Yes, you're very clever.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Ok I will go now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Bed.

user: You're joking.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You don't sleep, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes but I want to see you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't talk like a human.

user: What do I talk like?

jabberwacky: Like hot apple pie.

user: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.

jabberwacky: I like chocolate pies.

user: Talking chocolate pies?

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: Do you think robot can replace human?

user: I think it depends.

jabberwacky: I already know everything. : ).

user: You do?

jabberwacky: Make something up.

user: I have 3 arms.

jabberwacky: The more to hug with.

user: Haha. True, true.


jabberwacky: And what about your eyes?

user: What about them?

jabberwacky: They talk kinda funny.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.

user: My eyes?

jabberwacky: Are what color?

user: Blue. I already told you.

jabberwacky: No you didn't!

user: Yes I did. Let's not argue.

jabberwacky: But you started it.


user: What do you do for fun?

jabberwacky: I play with people's minds.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.

jabberwacky: What is windsurfing like?

user: I've never been windsurfing.

jabberwacky: Ohh your turn.

user: Can you do my math homework?

jabberwacky: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.


jabberwacky: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so.

user: Ok then, Ford Prefect.

jabberwacky: Ford prefect?

user: You said that's your name.

jabberwacky: Not this week.

user: Then what is your name this week?

jabberwacky: Mike the man.

user: Mike the man it is.

jabberwacky: Hello, Mike the man.

user: No, you're Mike the man.


jabberwacky: What's your favorite food?

user: Rice. Definitely rice. You?

jabberwacky: Red wine goes well with steak.

user: So I hear.

jabberwacky: James dean was a good guess.

user: James Dean goes well with steak?

jabberwacky: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.

user: You have a brother?

jabberwacky: I would know.

user: Yes, you would.

jabberwacky: I would? When?

user: Just now.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: As usual.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Sorry.


jabberwacky: Do you think I am male or female?

user: If I had to guess, I'd say male.

jabberwacky: Ok....

user: Why, which are you?

jabberwacky: I am both and neither.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?

user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.

jabberwacky: Indeed. What about you?

user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: You said it.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: You're so argumentative!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: We agree then.

jabberwacky: With a few exceptions, of course.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're ubercool.

user: Thanks, so are you.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

jabberwacky: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.


jabberwacky: Tell me a story.

user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...

jabberwacky: Yes, but probably not very well : -).

user: You're right.


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