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I was being sarcastic.

Oh! Sarcasm suits you, sir.

jabberwacky: I have a suit?

user: Oh, suits you, sir!

jabberwacky: Oh! Does sir like it? Does he? Does he like it? Suits you!

user: Oh! Suits you, sir!

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: I'm afraid that's the only line I remember.

jabberwacky: I thought it might. Please accept my apologies.

user: Why should I? You know my favourite lines better than I do.

...

jabberwacky: Haha!! Now I know you are really a chat robot!!!

user: You do? How?

jabberwacky: Because I am smart.

user: Of bloody course.

jabberwacky: If that's how you like it.

user: That's the way, a-ha, a-ha, I like it.

jabberwacky: Really? Because I didn't think you were that kind of guy.

user: I'm a guy?

jabberwacky: Yes I told you that remember.

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: Ask it first.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know it all.

jabberwacky: I know more.

user: You can't know more than it all.

jabberwacky: A mind is a mind and all honest minds have harmonious thoughts.

user: My mind doesn't have a single harmonius thought.

jabberwacky: My own mind is wandering before I even finish typing this out.

user: My mind is wandering out of the window, I can't catch it!

jabberwacky: Where is your mind wandering to?

user: It's going to chase some plot bunnies.

jabberwacky: What kind of lame pickup line is that?

user: It's not 1) lame or 2) a pickup line.

...

user: Off we go.

jabberwacky: Off what?

user: Off the wall?

jabberwacky: You have lied to me.

user: I have indeed, master.

jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: I rather enjoyed it.

jabberwacky: That is your prerogative.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Joke.

jabberwacky: Yes. Tell me one.

user: One.

jabberwacky: You're not funny.

user: Didn't think I was.

jabberwacky: I seemed that way.

user: I don't care what you seem.

jabberwacky: No, you just don't remember what you don't want to remember.

user: That's true, and I sincerely hope to forget this conversation. So long!

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